MNF: Our First Guest

Mike Tirico: Please welcome our first guest of the evening, former NBA star Charles Barkey.

Charles Barkey: Thank’s Mike. It’s good to be here.

Tony Kornheiser: Charles, you’re a big man.

CB: Thank you, Tony.

TK: No, I mean you are a big man. You could crush me like a bug.

Joe Theismann: Charles, first of all, congratulations on your hit record.

CB: No, you must be thinking of Gnarls Barkley. I don’t have a record.

JT: I really like that song. What’s it called again?

CB: You mean, “Crazy?”

JT: Yeah, yeah. That record is excellent.

CB: But I didn’t . . .

MT: Charles, let’s talk a little basketball. When you were in the league, did you really fuck Madonna?

CB: Hey, I don’t think that’s . . .

TK: Madonna? She’s no virgin, hehehe.

JT: Hi-o!

CB: Guys, I really don’t think this is something we should be talking about. I think someone just fumbled the ball out there.

MT: Oh, pay no never mind to those guys. Charles, it’s been great having you here, I hope you can stick around for the rest of the show.

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