According to reports, all-Canadian beauty Ms. Cuthbert has turned to gal pal Paris Hilton for “comfort” in her time of need. The two were spotted at a party this past week “all over each other and making out.” Afterwards they left the party together and went to the Hilton suite, if you get my drift.

All I can say is when that sex tape hit the Interweb, the whole grid is coming down.

Considering her love of baseball led to a fling with Brad Penny a while back, it’s not so far fetched she might be interested in being a hockey WAG for a little while. The question is, though, would she be attracted to such a sensitive metrosexual as Avery?

And speaking of her game, Sharapova was pretty much on fire. Straight sets 7-5, 6-3 over Ana Ivanovic. Pretty good, no?

Oh, and did I mention she’s kinda attractive?

Yeah, Maria Sharapova is hot.

or sexy tennis babe who just looks smoldering hot:

Venus Williams was knocked out of the Australian Open today by fourth-seed Ana Ivanovic in straight sets 7-6, 6-4, setting up a semi-finals match against Daniela Hantuchova. In the other bracket, Jelena Jankovic defeated Serena Williams to face Maria Sharapova.

Of course in today’s post-Cold War world we no longer fear world domination by Eastern Europe. In fact we might even welcome a little domination from the likes of Sharapova.

French model Alexandra Paressant is going around telling everyone who will listen that she’s been having a secret affair with little Eva’s hubby, basketball player Tony Parker. The Parker’s of course deny it, with the San Antonio Spurs star telling the press, “I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.” But checking out some photos of Ms. Paressant here [some NSFW] and her MySpace page and you can see why someone might stray.

Now if you’re thinking you’ve heard Paressant’s name before, she was last seen banging Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho during the World Cup last year. At the time she told the gossip papers, “nearly every night he would come to my hotel room and we would make love all night … Sometimes we didn’t even make it into the room, we would make love there and then in the corridor. We are mad for each other.”

SMG has three new films coming out, including Southland Tales in which she plays a porn star. Mmm, vampire slayer porn.

#1 LSU at Mississippi - If the rumors are true about Lloyd Carr, Les Miles might be ready to pull a Nick Saban and bolt on the Tigers after making a title run. Of course they have to make sure Ole Miss doesn’t take a piss in their hot tub first. (3:30pm)

Iowa State at #3 Kansas - With #2 Oregon getting knocked off last night there’s only one way for the Jayhawks to go. (3:30pm)

#4 Oklahoma at Texas Tech - If not for that loss to Colorado, and that close shave to Iowa State, the Sooners might be in the driver’s seat right now. The way to get there is to win out. (8:00pm)

#5 Missouri at Kansas State - K-State knocked off then #7 Texas back in September, but in the last two weeks the ‘Cats got beat by the Cyclones and stomped on by Nebraska. Ron Prince, what is going on? (12:30pm)

#6 West Virginia at #22 Cincinnati - Seriously, when are these Bearcats going to leave me be? (7:45pm)

#7 Ohio State at #21 Michigan - Yes the Big 10 title and a trip to the Rose Bowl are on the line, but seriously isn’t ESPN going a little overboard? (noon)

#23 Kentucky at #9 Georgia - To keep from being upset this weekend, the bulldogs have to overcome both KFC and Ashley Judd. Egads! (12:30pm)

Miami at #10 Virginia Tech - The Hokies have little to fear: The Hurricanes have given up. (3:30pm)

Florida Atlantic at #12 Florida - Crime fighting alligators? (noon)

#17 Boston College at #15 Clemson - BC fans are praying for another late-season meltdown by Tommy Bowden’s team. (7:45)

#16 Hawaii at Nevada - Colt Brennan survived a wicked hit against Fresno State and could set the all-time touchdown record. (11:00pm tonight)

Idaho at #18 Boise State - A Potato State showdown! Who will get mashed? (2:00pm)

Northwestern at #19 Illinois - After beating OSU, Ron Zook probably thinks the season is over, but someone should tell him NU considers this a big rivalry game. (noon)

Vanderbilt at #20 Tennessee - When Lord of the Rings and college football collide. (2:00pm)

Syracuse at #24 Connecticut - The Orange: hail to the Big East king-makers? (noon)

#25 Wisconsin at Minnesota - An awesome finish for the Badgers the last time they played at the Metrodome. Oh, Goldie! (3:30pm)

According to a post at Golf World, in her 2008 calendar the LPGA pinup girl will be showcasing more fashion than in previous editions of her monthly time-keeping publication. This is disappointing news for many of us who have enjoyed her bikini wearing talents in years past.

Fortunately for the softcore golfing porn enthusiasts out there, Sophie Sandolo is also putting the final touches on her new calendar. Everyone’s favorite French model/golfer (or is that golfer/model?) will not be making any dramatic changes to her barely-there attire, at least if this video of the photo shoot is any indication.

According to founder and CEO Bob Parsons: “Next week at a formal news conference I will announce our newest celebrity Go Daddy Girl! Here are a few hints (all of which are why I like this new Go Daddy Girl): she rides a Ducati motorcycle and is a world class athlete. She’s definitely GoDaddyEsque (i.e. edgy, fun and slightly inappropriate) and has been on the cover of Playboy magazine. Finally she’s an accomplished businesswoman who looks red hot when she’s wet.”

Can’t wait for the new ads.

(Found via CNBC)

UPDATE: It’s official. Amanda Beard is the new GoDaddy.com girl, and here’s the photo to prove it:

The admission comes in an interview with Jim Moore from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, during which she also defended her recent pictorial in Playboy. “It’s just my boobs and my butt. I had a lot of creative control.”

Boobs and butts? Can someone please get this girl some more creative control?