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Michael Vick is Putting the Cock in Cockfighting

By oddSeth ⋅ April 26, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Word on the street is that Michael Vick is currently under investigation by police in Virginia for running illegal cockfights and dogfights out of an abandoned house, which has allegedly been going on for years.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and, wonder of wonders, congratulate Mr. Vick. I mean, seriously, well done, […]

Have you heard about this douchebag sports radio guy?

By oddJoe ⋅ April 11, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Of course you have. Everyone has. Except us. Until now.
Yes, we’re extremely late to the party on this Colin Cowherd vs. The Big Lead story, but you have to remember that oddsnark is located so far away from the bright center of the blogging universe that the light we see from our monitors today contains […]

Ugueth Urbina Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison

By oddSeth ⋅ March 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

What’s the moral of this story, kids in the audience?
1) Attacking anyone with a machete isn’t a very good idea, nor is it very nice.
2) If you do attack someone with a machete, try to come up with a better legal defense than “Yo, I was asleep.”

They know how celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Michgan

By GibbyZee ⋅ March 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

St. Patrick’s Day is maybe the best holiday after Christmas, New Year’s and Thanksgiving. It’s all about being Irish and celebrating everything Irish: Irish history, Irish music, Irish drink, and even the Irish compunction to fight one another. So did Michigan football players Carson Butler and Christian Richards III really do anything bad this year?
Okay, […]

Canine caning gets Ramy Brooks disqualified

By oddJoe ⋅ March 19, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

It appears that Ramy Brooks pulled a Bobby Knight during the final stages of the Iditarod Trail Dog Sled Race, beating his dogs when they refused to run. Unlike coach Knight, though, Broooks got himself disqualified from the race.
Witnesses told race officials that Brooks struck each member of his team with a stake used for […]

Psst, Jerramy Stevens, If You Want to Avoid a DUI, Don’t Do What You Did

By oddSeth ⋅ March 13, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Seattle Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was accused of driving under the influence and possession of marijuana after police stopped his car in downtown Scottsdale early Tuesday.A Scottsdale patrol officer noticed the car traveling erratically and made the stop about 2:15 a.m. Upon questioning, Stevens admitted that he’d had “four of five margaritas” at Salty […]

Vick not a pot head says Worldwide Leader

By oddJoe ⋅ January 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

ESPN is reporting today that Atlanta Falcons quarterback and middle finger virtuoso Michael Vick will not be charged with marijuana possession after his marijuana-filled water bottle was confiscated at the Miami airport last week.
The Worldwide Leader’s Chris Mortensen broke the story, reporting Vick will be exonerated of any charges stemming from the incident. And you […]

They’re all dirty birds in Hotlanta

By GibbyZee ⋅ January 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A few months ago, everyone was jumping all over Falcons quarterback Mike Vike for flipping off the home crowd following a 31-13 loss to the Saints, but apparently flipping the bird is just what they do in Atlanta.
During last night’s game in Charlotte, Hawks forward Josh Smith made an “obscene gesture” to the crowd after […]

High flying Ron Mexico

By GibbyZee ⋅ January 18, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Remember a few months ago when Homeland Security baned anyone from bringing water bottles and other liquid container from airplanes because of a terrorist threat? Well, it sounds like Michael Vick didn’t get that memo.
According to the AP, Vick was stopped at the Miami airport and asked to surrender a 20 oz water bottle, which […]

World breathes easier: K-Fed finds gainful employment

By oddJoe ⋅ January 17, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I know I have been worried sick about Kevin Federline ever since he and Britney broke up. I mean, to suffer through a short but failed career as a rapper and then have your baby’s mama up and leave you like that, how would he ever be able to go on? Thankfully it looks like […]

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