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Baylor Country Does Not Like Urine Nation

By oddJoe ⋅ October 16, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Listen up kids because there is an important lesson to be learned here: If you ever grow up to become an assistant football coach at a big-time university, please refrain from taking a leak on a bar. It could cost you your job and possibly some kind of fine. Apparently, though, Baylor assistant Eric Schnupp […]

Jesse Boulerice Suspended

By oddJoe ⋅ October 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Some people will look at the video of Jesse Boulerice high-sticking Ryan Kesler and say it’s evidence the NHL needs to crack down on violence. I say it’s evidence the NHL needs to stop signing criminals to play on pro teams. Playing in the Ontario League, Boulerice got himself suspended for a year for swinging […]

Marion Jones Is Raging

By oddJoe ⋅ October 5, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

In the latest big-time sports scandal to hit the headlines, Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones has admitted she used steroids before competing in the Sydney games in 2000 and is pleading guilty to federal charges related to an investigation into steroid use. She’ll also probably lose those medals she won there in Australia. But didn’t […]

What to do about the Sonics?

By oddJoe ⋅ August 25, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

There’s an interesting post at the AOL Fanhouse regarding some inside information passed along by a whistle blower within the franchise. Apparently new owner Clay Bennett held a meeting with employees recently and basically told them to pack their bags because they were moving to Oklahoma City soon.
Add this to the mounting evidence that Bennett […]

I Thought He Said No More About Dogfighting?

By oddJoe ⋅ August 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I know the other day I was pleading for everyone to just shut up about Mike Vick and the dogfighting, but something new came to light today that deserves comment and I just couldn’t contain myself. Shame on me for lack of will power.
The thing that deserves comment is a statement from R.L. White, the […]

What’s All This About Dogfighting?

By oddJoe ⋅ August 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Okay, so now Mike Vick/Ookie/Ron Mexico has pleaded guilty to federal dogfighting charges, let’s get on with the football season then. Who’s with me?
Tony, Toni, Tone are you down with the program? Let’s just talk about players not suspended for dogfighting and games that matter to the playoff hunt. No? Jaws? Tirico?
Peter King, you must […]

I’m rich, bitch!

By GibbyZee ⋅ August 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Matt Murphy is a very lucky young man. The New York Mets fan who just happened to be at AT&T Park the other night managed to emerge from under the scrum in the stands with Barry Bonds’ no. 756 in his hands. Now most people would immediately think about selling the historic ball or maybe […]

Neifi Perez Loves Him Some Speed

By oddSeth ⋅ August 3, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Detroit Tigers’ shortstop Neifi Perez has once again tested positive for a banned stimulant, as he’s set to be suspended 80 games by Major League Baseball for his third failed test. Perez was coming down from a suspension of 25 games that started on July 6 for amphetamines, a sentence that was to end on […]

Best Damn Mike Vick Putdown Video

By oddJoe ⋅ August 1, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

We might all hope and pray that at some point we’ll be able to open the sports page and not see some story about dogfighting, but I’m pretty sure it’s not going to happen any time soon. Whether he’s guilty or not (and let’s remember we don’t really know yet), I think the fact that […]

Are you listening Mike Vick?

By oddJoe ⋅ July 25, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Already Falcons quarterback Mike Vick has drawn the wrath of Roger Goodell, who banned him from attending camp this week, disappointed of Arthur Blank to the tune of $130 million, and is facing federal time for this dogfighting case. But now he might have bigger problems on his hands. Hulk Hogan is a big supporter […]

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