Live Blogging The Roger Clemens Congressional Hearings

Yesterday the oddsnark staff attempted to live blog the committee hearing with Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee, but for some technical reasons it never got published. Here’s the transcript.
9:00 - has it started yet? im too hung over for this going back to bed
11:45 - Shit I overslept. Okay, well I guess I’ll turn on […]

Please Give Ryan O’Byrne A Raise

Times is tough, so tough in fact that it’s hard to make ends meet even if you’re a professional athlete. How else to explain Ryan O’Byrne of the Canadiens getting caught stealing $20 from a woman’s purse in Tampa the other night?
The Habs defender makes just $590,000 a year according to The Gazette, so you […]

$16 Million Will Buy A Lot Of Dog Food

A judge ruled this week that incarcerated quarterback Mike Vick can keep the lion’s share of his $20 million in bonus money, awarding just $3.75 million to the Atlanta Falcons in an arbitration hearing. Chalk up a victory for the little guy.
I mean just because Vick is spending the next 23 months in federal prison […]

Some Mike Vick News Just In Time For The Super Bowl

The National Geographic Channel announced the other day a new series to debut this summer called Dogtown will follow the efforts to rehabilitate 22 of the dogs saved from Mike Vick’s dog fighting operation.
The pit bulls were rescued from Vick’s property Virginia and sent to a facility in Utah called Best Friends Dogtown, an animal […]

Clay Bennett Brings The Lumber (Or Rather The Goon Squad)

From now on we shall address Seattle SuperSonics owner Clay Bennett as His Lord Highness Bennett, Duke of Sonicsville. It seems a fitting title for someone who apparently sees himself ruling over a small fiefdom with an iron fist.
According to the Sonics Blog from The Seattle Times (link stolen from CSTB), a fan names Sam […]

Blackmail? No Way, Jose!

A few years ago, former big leaguer José Canseco wrote a book called Juiced all about steroid use in Major League Baseball. Everyone said he was full of it and said the book was total fiction. Fast forward a couple years and we get the Mitchell Report all about steroid use in Major League Baseball. […]

Pacman Jones Accused Of Hitting A Woman

News flash: Adam “Pacman” Jones is an idiot.

I Do Not Want To Hear About Ass Sores

In the fallout from the Mitchell Report on steroids in baseball, Roger Clemens filed a lawsuit against Brian McNamee, the guy who fingered The Rocket as a roid user. Apparently part of the evidence that will either prove or disprove McNamee’s claims will rest on whether or not Clemens had an abscess on his butt […]

Barry Bonds Indicted on Perjury and Obstruction Charges

Baby Killers At Time Warner Find An Apologist

The frigtards at Time Warner Cable must be creaming their pants today because someone out there has taken their side in the ongoing battle between the #2 cable operator and the big bad NFL. I bet David Hendricks of the San Antonio Express-News will be getting free basic service for the next year after performing […]