No hockey? Watch a movie

The worst part about the NHL playoffs, aside from the Calgary Flames and the Minnesota Wild, is the 20 or so hours each day when there’s no hockey being played. Oh sure, there’s eating and sleeping and reading about hockey, but that stuff will only get you so far; there’s still too many hockey-less hours […]

Have you heard about this douchebag sports radio guy?

Of course you have. Everyone has. Except us. Until now.
Yes, we’re extremely late to the party on this Colin Cowherd vs. The Big Lead story, but you have to remember that oddsnark is located so far away from the bright center of the blogging universe that the light we see from our monitors today contains […]

Tootoo Train Derailed

Speaking of wacky names, Jordan Tootoo was suspended five games from the NHL on Monday night. Tootoo was suspended for ’sucker punching’ Stephane Robiadas. Tootoo is known as one of those ‘trouble maker’ and some consider him a very dirty player.
Normally people don’t get suspended 5 games for a sucker […]

World breathes easier: K-Fed finds gainful employment

I know I have been worried sick about Kevin Federline ever since he and Britney broke up. I mean, to suffer through a short but failed career as a rapper and then have your baby’s mama up and leave you like that, how would he ever be able to go on? Thankfully it looks like […]

Will Cheer For Haggis

This has to be the bestest, most excitingest cheerleader news of the week: The Scottish Rockettes, the cheer squad for the Scottish Phoenix Honda Record Rocks, is holding tryouts next month. This is why we love the Internet.

So, aside from the obvious head-spinning revelations that Scotland has a pro basketball team and they have a […]

How The Mighty Have Fallen

It’s been a lot of fun this season cracking wise about the name of Anaheim’s hockey team, it really has. Not So Mighty Ducks. Mighty Bad Ducks. My personal favorite is Mighty Mighty Ducktones. But alas it is with much sadness (but a little relief) that we have to report that the Anaheim Mighty Ducks […]

Heimerdinger One Humdinger Of A Guy

File this under how not to show your appreciation to your employer. Yesterday, new Jets head coach Eric Mangini decided to retain offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger, a holdover from Herm Edwards’ staff, while releasing two or three other coaches, including defensive assistant Donnie Henderson. But Heimerdinger was hardly jumping for joy and has basically told […]

Hoops and Haiku: December 21

Clippers 75, Pacers 97
Brand, 29 and
12; Kaman 16 boards. Clips
still lose 5 of 6.

Nets 96, Magic 85
Vince Carter scores
32. LaMond Murray
is still in the league?

Warriors 100, 76ers 111
Philly climbs over
.500, stays in first place.
Samuel Dalembert.*

Spurs 109, Knicks 96
Sorry to oddJosh.
But those Knicks of his are just
awful. Thanks to Zeke.

Jazz 89, Celtics 101
Celtics win […]

We like stars, the stars that go Hogeboom

Gary Hogeboom, former QB bench warmer for the Cowgirls, has apparently been on Survivor: Guatemala. Didn’t know Survivor was still on television? Me neither, and apparently we missed our chance to see Hogeboom eat bugs and fight off jungle rot, as the veteran of Survivor: Irving has been voted off.

I haven’t been this pissed since […]

Fernando Vargas vs. Sean John

Light middleweight favorite Fernando Vargas has created his own clothing line called Nawshish. If you’re wondering why it’s called Nawshish, El Feroz is kind enough to provide an explanation: It’s Sick!

Indeed.
I don’t know where he finds the time, what with preparing to take on the likes of Sugar Shane Mosley (more like Molasses Shane Mosley […]