USC Felled By Stanford

Just 24-hours ago, the only thing in question concerning the match-up between USC and Stanford was how many points the Trojans would eventually score. 60? 70? It was supposed to be a blowout, a bloodbath, a soul-crushing defeat. But Stanford was supposed to be the defeated, not the defeatee.
First Michigan gets overrun by Appalachian […]

Tim Couch is on steroids? There must be a mistake

According to a story at Yahoo! Sports, and repeated just about everywhere else by now, former #1 draft pick Tim Couch has been using steroids. Getthefuckottahere!
Listen, we must must be talking about a different Tim Couch, because the Tim Couch I know was an inconsistent quarterback for the Cleveland Browns who was released in 2004, […]

Canada’s Pretty Cool

Former Michigan State wide receiver Charles Rogers, perhaps the posterboy for Matt Millen’s ineptitude at identifying talent in the draft, is headed to Canada to play football. And according to a stoner friend of mine, that’s pretty cool.
If you’ll remember, Rodgers was the second player selected in the 2003 Draft by the Lions. He’s […]

American Gladiators Video with Joe Theismann

This video clip has nothing to do with anything relevant in the sports world and most of it is rather pointless: I mean who cares about Malibu, one of the original American Gladiators from that stupid ass show from 80s? “I was was healed by cosmic rays, man. Got a brewski in one hand and […]

Federer is hating life . . . and Canas

Apparently tennis superstar Roger Federer has found the New England Patriots to his pre-Super Bowl winning Indianapolis Colts. The relatively unknown and previously banned Guillermo Canas beat Federer for a second time in as many matches, besting the #1 player 7-6, 2-6, 7-6 at the Sony Ericsson Open in Florida.
The Argentinian player was quoted as […]

Mike Ricci is hot

We here at Oddsnark get quite a few hits from search engines for female sports players or females that are involved with sports of some sort. Jordan Monroe, Becca Manns, Natalie Gublis and Jennie Finch to name the last 4. Now I’m not complaining but to show that were not […]

Wrestlers linked to Pharmacy Probe

That’s right some World Wrestling Federation (WWE) wrestlers have been linked to the pharmacy probe. For those of you unfamiliar with the “pharmacy probe” it’s the probe of prescription performance enhancing drugs. No not those performance enhancing drugs that you get in your email spam. I’m talking about testosterone, stanozolol, nandrolone, the […]

Another day of basketball ruined by Gus Johnson

Yesterday’s action in the NCAA men’s basketball tournament was maybe the best in recent tourney history. There were three games that went into overtime, one of those going to double OT, and all the contests were close; only one game yesterday was decided by more than seven points.
Xavier took mighty Ohio State to the brink […]

Simon says “eat my stick”

Wait.  This isn’t grade school anymore is it?   Well, then Chris Simon you’re going to be suspended.  Although, I really don’t think you’d be allowed to get a kid to eat your stick in grade school either…   But I digress, this is the NHL.
After intentionally trying to take Ryan Hollweg’s (who?)  head off last Thursday […]

What do the Giants have to say for themselves?

Following their 23-20 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, we wondered what some of the New York Giants players had to say for themselves.

“I hear the weather’s pretty good down in Phoenix.”

“At the family reunion there’s going to be hell to pay . . . again.”

“Welcome to FOX News, this is Tiki Barber. This is […]