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Germans Bus in Extra Hookers for Biggest Sporting Event, Amercians Freak the Fuck Out When They See a Nipple for 0.124 Seconds

By oddSeth ⋅ December 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

(Yes, I know, I’ve become addicted to the ridiculously long titles of late.)
Proving once again that the US is largely populated these days by uptight, conservative ninnies (not that we needed any more proof), Germany is already making plans to make sure there are enough prostitutes on hand to satisfy all of the excess demand […]

Seems Like I’ve Read that It’s the Most Popular Sport in the World

By Peter ⋅ December 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

The World Cup, which gave birth to that great Ricky Martin song back in 1998, is just like 6 or 7 months away. And, even better than that is that today is the day that FIFA holds the draw to determine the Cup�s schedule, groupings, and brackets, and whatnot. Just imagine, all the excitement of […]

They’ll Be Too Bored To Fight

By oddJoe ⋅ December 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

World Cup organizers in Germany today unveiled their secret weapon to ward off disturbances by soccer hooligans. Organizers announced that techno-ambient composer Brian Eno and artsy-fartsy singer Peter Gabriel will perform a 26-hour-long concert at the tournament’s opening ceremony. In addition, Eno’s trance-inducing Ambient 1: Music for Airports would be played on an infinite loop […]

Call Keane the T.O. of the UK

By oddJoe ⋅ November 18, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Looks like Terrell Owens isn’t the only athlete getting the boot for his big mouth. Roy Keane, captain of Manchester United, had his contract canceled “by mutual consent” after he singled out players for criticism in a TV interview. However, unlike Owens’ situation with the Eagles, Man U and Keane are keeping the situation very […]

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