Alexandra Paressant Now A Home Wrecker?

Eva Longoria’s hit show Desperate Housewives might be on hiatus due to the Hollywood writers’ strike, but the soap opera that is her life continues.
French model Alexandra Paressant is going around telling everyone who will listen that she’s been having a secret affair with little Eva’s hubby, basketball player Tony Parker. The Parker’s of course […]

OMG He’s Posting About Indoor Soccer

That’s right, indoor freaking soccer. But as much as it pains our North American, football-lovin’ (the real football) souls, this is a pretty awesome goal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNj6VFaLCd0

I especially like that the keeper just stands there watching, body language fairly screaming “WTF!”

Rate The Mate: James Blake and Heather Mitts

Just a couple days ago we brought you the news of how soccer star Heather Mitts managed to raise the profile of her native Cincinnati by being the Queen City’s most eligible bachelorette (at least in the eyes of Forbes magazine), but now comes word that maybe the US women’s team star isn’t so eligible […]

Heather Mitts Makes Cincinnati Hot

According to Forbes magazine, Cincinnati is the 39th best city in the US for singles. Well, that’s better than Providence, Rhode Island. The Queen City has a lot going for it: it scored in the top 5 for cost of living and almost 30% of the population isn’t married. On the down side, online dating […]

Becks Plays, Soccer Is Saved

Good news, footie fans: soccer in America has been saved. David Beckham took the field for the first time tonight and millions of US sportmen were instantly converted.
“It couldn’t have come at a better time,” said LA Galaxy owner Philip Anschutz. “I was starting to think I had wasted $50 million but now I […]

Please Tell Me Someone Misplaced a Comma and Added a 0

So David Beckham is ditching Real Madrid for the L.A. Galaxy. That’s be surprising and kooky in the past, but given that he’s reduced to riding the bench these days and is leaving for a third-tier league to be a “star”, okay, I can see that.
But he’s getting paid $250 million for a five year […]

Rate The Mate: Ronaldinho And Alexandra Paressant

Now, if this mate doesn’t rate, I don’t know which one would. In the fallout from Brazil’s premature ejection from the World Cup comes the story that perhaps star player Ronaldinho couldn’t give 100% during the matches because he was giving his all off the pitch. Best of all, the confirmation for this theory comes […]

Il Azzurri Stupefacente

Italy bested France in a 5-3 shootout after a 1-1 draw to win the FIFA World Cup yesterday, and so ends another chapter of soccer mania in the USA. We’re looking forward to seeing all you “football” fans four years from now. Actually, it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that the Italians were […]

Rate The Mate: Zinedine and Veronique Zidane

France bested Portugal yesterday 1-0 to advance to the World Cup finals, giving French soccer star Zinedine Zidane a chance to retire with a championship. Well, it looks like he’s already won a title in mate choosing:

OK, maybe she’s not posing half nude or getting freaky or putting it all out there for the world […]

Arrivederci, USA

The United States likes to think it’s the cock of the walk. But, despite its lofty #5 ranking going into the World Cup, the team has cemented its status among the Serbia and Montenegros of the world in soccer’s pecking order.
The Americans’ 1-1 tie with Italy today proved to be a rowdy match […]