Skeleton Champ And Her Rodeo Clown

How unlikely is this pairing? Mellisa Hollingsworth-Richards of Canada finished third in the final women’s skeleton World Cup event this season and won the overall points championship last week. She’s married to Canadian rodeo cowboy Billy Richards, about whom I can find very little information on this here Interweb. I guess people don’t care much […]

Hey SportsLine, Stop Ripping Us Off!

You loyal oddsnark readers, all three of you, have no doubt seen (and hopefully enjoyed) our ongoing installments called Rate The Mate, wherein we present pictures of famous athletes and their very hot significant others. Well, it seems that out little brainstorm for something to post when we couldn’t think of anything else to post […]

Rate The Mate: Jason and Katina Taylor

Don’t know which is more unlikely– that Zach Thomas would have such a hot sister, or that her name would be Katina.

Either way, score for Jason Taylor. You would have gotten bonus points for just nailing a teammate’s sister, but marrying… Well done, 99. You’re pretty, but she’s prettier.

Your Daughter’s In Danger, Jack Bauer

Now isn’t this a nice couple?

If you don’t recognize them all bundled up against the Toronto cold, that’s Los Angeles Kings center Sean Avery and Canadian hottie Elisha Cuthbert, formerly of the hit show 24. Oh, you didn’t know she was a hockey fan? Maybe you didn’t know she was Canadian? Well, brother, she’s both. […]

Rate the Mate: Lleyton Hewitt and Bec Cartwright

Not a bad year for Aussie bad boy Lleyton Hewitt. He finished ranked #4 in the world with a win in Sydney and finalist finishes at Indian Wells and the Australian Open, and he was #8 on the earnings list with $1.46 million. Oh, yeah, and his TV soap celebrity hottie of a wife, Bec […]

Rate the Mate: Sonya and David Toms

And here we have David Toms shortly after shooting -192 under par to win the Marrying Way Out of Your League Match Play Championship by 191 strokes.

Rate the Mate: Chuck Finley and Tawny Kitaen

Cons of being married to Tawny: subject to spousal abuse and battery, constant ribbing from teammates about David Coverdale’s and Jerry Seinfeld’s sloppy seconds, cashing residual checks from “Bachelor Party” and “Hercules in the Underworld”
Pros of being married to Tawny: boobies, boobies, boobies.

Rate the Mate: Bill and Julie Romanowski

Dude, Romo, even your robot wife is sort of scary, albeit in a sexy way.

Rate the Mate: Jason and Joumana Kidd

You know, I agree that it’s important to be generous with forgiveness, and that we should allow people the chance to redeem themselves after acting like a asshat.
But you’re hitting her, Mr. Kidd? Punching her in the face and spitting half-chewed French fries at her?
Dude, be thankful for the bounty which you have somehow received.

Rate the Mate: Mark and Stephanie McGwire

Nice catch, Mark McSteroid. Just don’t, you know, mistake her for ‘roids and inject her into one of your massive biceps.