Rate The Mate: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

Are they or aren’t they? Reports earlier this week claimed that the relationship between San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker and TV actress Eva Longoria was over. Kaput. Done. It seems the leggy star of ABC’s Desperate Housewives dumped her NBA beau after the New York Post — a bastion of journalistic integrity if ever […]

Rate The Mate: Alyssa Milano and Brad Penny

What the freakin’ Hell?

Okay, Alyssa Milano is not exactly an A-list celebrity. I mean she hasn’t been in much other than the recently departed Charmed, and to be honest the only other thing anyone actually remembers her being in besides Whos’ the Boss was that hot, lesbian vampire flick we all saw on Cinemax back […]

Rate The Mate: Joe Mauer and Chelsea Cooley

With a .369 batting average, he leads the majors and has helped keep the Twins postseason hopes alive. She’s your 2005 Miss USA and the former Miss North Carolina USA, a self-confessed tomboy, and an Atlanta Braves fan. Ms. Cooley is also the Grand National Shag Dance Champion, and while we confess ignorance of shag […]

Rate The Mate: Ronaldinho And Alexandra Paressant

Now, if this mate doesn’t rate, I don’t know which one would. In the fallout from Brazil’s premature ejection from the World Cup comes the story that perhaps star player Ronaldinho couldn’t give 100% during the matches because he was giving his all off the pitch. Best of all, the confirmation for this theory comes […]

Rooting For Monty

The 135th British Open gets underway today at Royal Liverpool, and you can tell that we’re suffering from the heat of summer and lack of football action because we’re posting on a golf event in a timely manner. All the big names will be there of course, like Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, and Vijay Singh, […]

Rate The Mate: Zinedine and Veronique Zidane

France bested Portugal yesterday 1-0 to advance to the World Cup finals, giving French soccer star Zinedine Zidane a chance to retire with a championship. Well, it looks like he’s already won a title in mate choosing:

OK, maybe she’s not posing half nude or getting freaky or putting it all out there for the world […]

Rate The Mate: Wayne Rooney And Coleen McLoughlin

Here’s the few things we know about Wayne Rooney: He plays soccer and he’s English. He recently broke his foot, or sprained his ankle, or stubbed his toe or something, and now he might not be able to play for the UK in the World Cup. This seems to be really bad news for Britain […]

Rate The Mate: Checking in With Tawny Kitaen And Chuck Finley

Oh, the woes of being a former big league pitcher and a washed up actress/sex kitten/pseudo celebrity. But, despite a bitter divorce, charges of spousal abuse and drug addiction, and jail time, these two crazy kids apparently are still close, at least according to an interview Tawney gave to Blender. Although, I think you have […]

Rate The Mate: Checking In With Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery

Just because we know you care, we thought it might be interesting to go back and check up on some of our Rate The Mate couples to see if they are still ratable as mates. First on the list is actress and puck bunny Elisha Cuthbert and LA Kings center Sean Avery. You know, these […]

Rate The Mate: Matt Leinart and Paris Hilton

Steven Colbert is right, the press is destroying America, and that’s especially true of the sports press. Take the situation of former USC quarterback Matt Leinart. Can he do nothing right in the eyes of the national sports media? Everyone it seems is piling on poor Matt for staying in school instead of entering the […]