
Record so far picking bowl games: 0-1
A big hearty thanks goes out from this 3 toed degenerate gambler to the Arkansas State Indians. Thanks for making me look stupid and putting me in an early hole by being just as bad as advertised but managing to only lose by 12, preventing Southern Miss from covering. […]
Devils 3, Rangers 1
In the penalty box: third period defensive meltdowns. Protecting a 1-0 lead, the Rangers allowed two points within a span of 16 seconds midway through the final 20 minutes. I guess Larry Robinson isn’t the only one the Devils are giving headaches.
Lightning 4, Hurricanes 6
In the penalty box: white man rhythm. […]
I hope you degenerates have been doing well without me, as this three-toed man has been busy of late. But now I’m back, with a vengeance, ready to hold your grubby little gambling hands all the way through the entire college bowl season.
That’s right. 28 bowl games, 28 picks. Because I love you, that’s why, […]
Sabres 2, Flyers 1, SO
In the penalty box: the over.
Islanders 6, Maple Leafs 9
In the penalty box: the under. Extra minutes for Terry Sawchuk for falling to third in all-time career victories, but send both Ed Belfour and Rick DiPietro for giving up so damn many points on a night when a goal tending […]
Avalanche 2, Rangers 1
In the penalty box: Martin Straka, for hooking Joe Sakic and giving the Colorado center a penalty shot. Sakic took full advantage and scored his second goal of the game, which turned out to be the game winner.
Panthers 3, Capitals 2
In the penalty box: Washington’s shooters, for finding the goal only […]
Sabres 4, Penguins 3, OT
In the penalty box: new Pittsburgh boss Michel Therrien. You didn’t think this would change anything, did you?
Blues 1, Blackhawks 5
In the penalty box: St. Louis coach Mike Kitchen. The clock is ticking.
Kings 4, Mighty Ducks 3, SO
In the penalty box: ducks, specifically ones that can’t hold on to a […]
Canucks 5, Flyers 4
In the penalty box: the number 16, as in injury depleted Philadelphia has had to call up 16 players from the minors this season.
Blue Jackets 1, Hurricanes 2
In the penalty box: Columbus coach Gerard Gallant, for saying in praise of Carolina, “They’re playing as a team, that’s why they’re winning.” Read […]
Wild 4, Islanders 3
In the penalty box: forward Arron Asham of New York, who was whistled for three penalties in three minutes at the end of the second period. He got two minutes for slashing, came out of the box and immediately drew an unsportsmanlike conduct call for something he said to a linesman, came […]
Penguins 1, Red Wings 3
In the penalty box: Detroit Lions president Matt Millen, for being a putz and for drawing boos even at hockey and basketball games. Good thing the Tigers are inactive for the winter or the former FOX broadcaster would be getting it from fans of all four franchises.
Mighty Ducks 2, Maple […]
Blackhawks 5, Thrashers 4, SO
In the penalty box: anyone with the under.
Coyotes 2, Bruins 1, OT
In the penalty box: anyone with the over.
Devils 2, Blue Jackets 3, OT
In the penalty box: regulation time. Five of Columbus’ nine wins have come in overtime.
Sabres 3, Wild 2
In the penalty box: crazy hockey fans in […]
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