Last night Buffalo was able to squeak out a win against the Rangers. The Rangers outplayed the Sabres for most of the game but as good teams do the Sabres were able to score when needed. The interesting thing about this series is how much attention Sean Avery is getting! Seriously, it’s the most attention he’s had since dating Elisha Cuthbert.
In the other series last night the Vancouver Canucks were able to win in double overtime. The Canucks seemed to out work the Ducks for most of the game but were able to overcome the same fate as the Rangers. The game winning goal was scored by Jeff Cowan, which, you may remember as the guy who scored a goal and had bras thrown onto the ice. Now all we can do is hope that he scores at home and we’ll see some bra throwing!

To celebrate Cowan scoring the game winning goal and the Rangers playing good. Here’s a picture of Elisha Cuthbert.

So with the first round of the playoffs over, we finally get to the good stuff. And you know what else is good stuff? Beer. And equating things to beer is even better stuff, so put on your beer goggles and take a peek at what to expect in the semifinals of the Stanley Cup race.

In the Eastern Conference we have the Sabres matched with the Rangers and Ottawa taking on the Devils. Both these series pit different flavored teams against one another, with lightning offense taking on stout defense. Kind of like a Black and Tan. And just like in a well-poured Black and Tan, I expect the heavy, Guinness-like defense of New York and New Jersey to sink to the bottom against the scoring power of Buffalo and the Sens. It’ll take some time though, so stock that fridge for plenty of overtime games and a big fat Game 7 at the end.

Out in the West the Red Wings will attempt to make it to the conference finals for the first time since 2002 when they take on the Sharks. Now the team from Detroit is kind of like Budweiser in that it’s so big and dominant that it’s hard to think anyone can beat it, yet it doesn’t taste very good. San Jose, on the other hand, is more of an acquired taste, like a fruity microbrew with boysenberries. I don’t understand boysenberry beer or why anyone would drink it, but I really don’t like Bud, so my money is on the Sharks to steal this one in six.

The other Western match-up pits Vancouver against the Ducks of Anaheim. If Detroit is the Budweiser of the NHL, the Canucks are more like the Molsen of the league: Big and well-known, but so often overlooked (in the US, that is) that it might as well be a specialty brew. The Ducks, meanwhile, are like one of those trendy brands that brewers try to sell to people who don’t really like beer, like Michelob Ultra or Zima. Yeah, I’ll take Molsen over Zima any time.

They were celebrating, however, in the capitol city as the Senators defeated Pittsburgh 3-0 to advance to the second round after five games. Dany Heatley, of course, put in what would turn out to be the game winner just a minute into the second period, while Ray Emery made 20 saves for the shutout. The Sens have never made it to the Stanley Cup finals, could this be the year?

And finally up in Alberta the Red Mile was all aglow as the Flames evened their series with Detroit after a hard-fought 3-2 win over the Red Wings. Daymond Langkow put in the game winner on a power play midway through the second period, while Miikka Kiprusoff stopped 33 of 35 shots to get the win. I hate to disagree with my colleague Gibson, but Calgary is starting to look pretty good. The series moves back to the Motor City on Saturday.

To celebrate those wins last night, how about we all enjoy an ice-cold Molsen and review what it means to be a Canadian.

Go Canada.

The games that I was able to catch had one trend. The winning team (except the Rangers) were owned like the girl in this basketball dunk video

Anyway, to recap

• Calgary Flames looked terrible
• Buffalo made the Islanders look like, well, Islanders.
• Devils took it to the Lightning …

I’m glad it’s Friday today so when the Vancouver Canucks / Dallas Stars go to a quadruple overtime I don’t have to get up early. Although, it’s much more likely i’ll be passed out in a chair….

• Ottawa fans were booing Sidney Crosby. Uh, hello? He’s the probably the best player in hockey right now. I don’t think a little boo-ing will really throw his game off. If it does we’ve found his Kryptonite.
• Vancouver fans yell ‘luuu’ whenever Luongo makes a great save. Maybe it’s just me but this sounds a little too close to Booo
• Vancouver fans chanted ‘Turco, You suck’. That’s a pretty mean chant but not quite as mean as ‘Ricci’s Ugly‘

In the first meeting of their quarterfinals series last night, the Dallas Stars and Vancouver Canucks battled to a 4-4 tie in regulation then took another four overtime periods before Daniel Sedin (of course it would be a Sedin) scored the game winner for Vancouver with about 2 minutes remaining. And there we all were, up until the wee, wee hours so excuse us if we’re a little sleepy eyed this morning.

Oh, and you’re probably wondering about Ms. Ford, who’s fiancé Mike Madono came out on the losing end of this epic battle. I’m sure she’s sleepy too; maybe you can read about it soon on her new NHL blog. That is if she’s not too busy to blog about it since she’s been cast to play Anna-Nicole Smith in an upcoming bio-pic.

Her picks this year are the Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild, Nashville Predators, Buffalo Sabres, New Jersey Devils, Atlanta Thrashers and Pittsburgh Penguins and the Vancouver Canucks.

SO are you smarter then a monkey?   or know more about hockey then a monkey?    Then make your first round picks and see who does better.       Or just sit back and watch how the ‘experts’ lose to the monkey.

TSN will be covering up to 28 games in the first round of the playoffs!   While the CBC will be covering every Canadian hockey game.     The playoff eve and the first night of playoffs many people participate in playoff pools or playoff brackets.     BBQ’s begin, trash talking begins and city mayor’s make silly wagers.   Ahhh, the playoffs!

The Canadian teams / games are

Ottawa vs Pittsburgh:  This will be a FAST and EXCITING series.   Crosby, Malkin and Staal vs Alfredson, Spezza and Heatley.  Who can score more goals?   or which Goalie will stand out?
Vancouver vs Dallas:    Goaltending match-up.    Luongo is in his first playoffs while Turco has never done good in the playoffs.   Who’ll be the hero?
Calgary vs Detroit:      Which team can grind it out four games first?   This will be a hard-hitting tough series for both teams.
Ahhhh, the playoffs.   Wait there was nothing snarky about this blog.   I know, but seriously, aren’t the playoffs great?

The chase for the Cup gets underway on Wednesday when the Penguins of Pittsburgh face off against the Ottawa Senators. The Pens, of course, have that young phenom Sidney Crosby, who led the league with 120 points, including 36 goals. The Sens, meanwhile, have a bunch of players not named Sidney Crosby, but they do have Dany Heatley and goalie Ray Emery. Still, they don’t have anyone named Crosby or Jordan Staal or Evgeni Malkin, so I’m pretty sure Ottawa is going down in the first round (sorry Canada), but this could be the best series of the whole post-season.

Also on Wednesday, the Dallas Stars get their series underway against Vancouver. Now you might be thinking you heard once that Dallas is pretty good, but that was in 1999 when they won the Cup; this Stars team is the one that sorta just gets into the playoffs and then gets booted in the first round. The Canucks, with the Sedin twins and goalie Roberto Luongo will be tough to beat this year.

You’ve also got the Minnesota Wild kicking off their series against Anaheim. This should be a pretty good series, too, since this is Minnesota’s first trip to the playoffs since the first Bush was president and they had a team called the North Stars, so those fans in Minneapolis should be plenty fired up. It might even be enough for them to steal this one away from The Team Formerly Known as The Mighty Ducks.

Lastly, the San Jose Sharks take on the Nashville Predators. The Preds look pretty good on paper, but they play in a division with Chicago, Columbus, and St. Louis, so looks can be deceiving. Still, I’m picking Music City over Silicon Valley because Sharks fans cursed themselves last year by booing the Canadian national anthem.

On to Thursday night and more Eastern Conference action, the Buffalo Sabres start their run for the Cup with a little practice time against the Islanders, while the New Jersey Devils go through the motions against Tampa Bay. The Isles have no hope of making it past the first round, but it’s nice to see them back in the hunt, I guess. The only hope for Tampa is . . . well, there really is no hope for them either.

The last series in the East is the Rangers vs. the Thrashers. The who? That’s right, the Atlanta Thrashers are not only in the playoffs but they are in as a division champion. Of course, saying Atlanta had the best team in the Southeast is like saying you’re the smartest one on the short bus. Still, the mighty NY Rangers aren’t much better and will probably get booted in the first round.

That leaves us with Calgary and Detroit. Yes, Detroit is one of the best in the league and the top seed in the West, but how can you possibly root for the Red Wings? That’s like rooting for the Yankees, yawn. Plus, they’re owned by a pizza empire, a bad pizza empire at that. No, everyone out there should be rooting on the plucky Flames to score an upset here, and they just might, though it’ll mean they have to win at least one on the road, which they haven’t been able to do often this year. But this is the playoffs and everything changes now.

So America, are you ready for some hockey?

Montreal and Toronto battle it out tonight for the eighth seed in the East with a one-point margin separating the two teams. Les Habitants have lost eight of their last 10 games on the road, while the mighty Maple Leafs are looking to match a franchise record nine straight wins at home.

But don’t forget about the New York Islanders. The Isles are just two points behind the Canadiens with two games left to play, so a loss by Montreal could open the door for the team from the suburbs. New York squares off against the awful, retched Flyers this afternoon but they’ll need to get past the division champion Devils if they want a shot at post-season glory.

Speaking of division champions, the top spot in the Northwest division is still up for grabs with Vancouver enjoying a one-point margin over the Minnesota Wild. The Canucks could clinch the title if they can beat the red-hot Sharks tonight, but San Jose is playing for their own division title, needing a win and a loss by Anaheim to best the Ducks in the Pacific. Minnesota, meanwhile, gets a break as they play the not as bad as last year but still not very good St. Louis Blues.

There’s more excitement in the West, though, as Calgary tries to fend off Colorado for the eighth seed in the playoff. Three points is the margin, but both teams have two games to play. The Flames host the provincial rival Oilers tonight and could clinch with a win, but a loss would open the door for the Avs, who play Nashville at home. The two teams square off tomorrow in what could be a do-or-die showdown.

Now with all that going on in the world of hockey, you’d think that the NHL’s national broadcast partner would be pleased as punch and scrambling to get some of these great games on the air. You’d think. But, alas, NBC reached into the grab-bag of games months ago when they scheduled their Sunday afternoon games and pulled out a blockbuster match-up between the Dallas Stars and the Chicago Blackhawks. Wow!

NBC, if you are going to be the hockey network, and we all think you should, you need to show a little passion for this new sport you’ve aligned yourselves with. How about you put a call into whoever you put these calls into and put on the Montreal-Toronto game tonight. Even better, how about a double header with the Flames and Sharks on late. Seriously, you can bump that three-hour block of Let’s Make A Deal or No Deal or reruns of Law & Order for some hockey, no one will care. But hockey fans will love you and richly reward you with ratings for it.