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Jaromir Jagr Knows How To Keep His Head In The Game

By oddJoe ⋅ October 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The New York Rangers beat the Lightning 3-1 last night but Jaromir Jagr lost some teeth in the process. The Blue Shirts winger took a puck to the face in the first period (video here from the WWL) but that didn’t seem to slow him down much: He and Brendan Shanahan came back to break […]

Sean Avery Is Just A Big Girly Man

By oddJoe ⋅ October 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

New York Rangers winger Sean Avery has amassed nearly 1,000 penalty minutes during his NHL career, earning him such epithets as enforcer and goon. But deep down inside he’s really just a sensitive metrosexual who wants to be editor of a fashion magazine.
This from the National Post, which quotes the former paramour of Elisha Cuthbert […]

Jesse Boulerice Suspended

By oddJoe ⋅ October 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Some people will look at the video of Jesse Boulerice high-sticking Ryan Kesler and say it’s evidence the NHL needs to crack down on violence. I say it’s evidence the NHL needs to stop signing criminals to play on pro teams. Playing in the Ontario League, Boulerice got himself suspended for a year for swinging […]

Alex Ovechkin Reaches 200 Points

By oddJoe ⋅ October 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I know you’re not interested in hockey. We do a lot of demographic research around here and know that most of our readers live in the United States, so chances are you’re more interested in receiving a sherry enema than you are in whatever news comes out of the NHL.
And while most of the […]

Friday Night Hockey Fights

By oddJoe ⋅ October 5, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I don’t want to harsh anyone’s buzz or anything, but the NHL regular season got underway this week. Did anyone notice? Well, it’s still early and you haven’t missed much; there’s plenty of time to get in some ice time before the playoffs start in May.
But because it’s Friday and you’re probably sitting in […]

Sloppy Seconds For Modano?

By oddJoe ⋅ September 25, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Believe me I debated long and hard about the title of this post — hell, about the writing the post in the first place — because I certainly do not want Mike Modano pissed and looking to beat me to a pulp, but I felt this was too important not to share.
Now as you […]

Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape? Yeah! With Sean Avery? Boo!

By oddJoe ⋅ September 17, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

There is a story out there on the Interweb that someone not only has a copy of a sex tape with Elisha Cuthbert, but that they are “shopping it around” as they say in the biz. This is nothing short of fantastic news, I mean who wouldn’t want to see a video of everyone’s favorite […]

Dollar A Dance With Willa Ford

By oddJoe ⋅ September 14, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

If you happen to be in Dallas next Thursday and have some dollars to spare, you might consider attending Dancing with a Vision at the Hilton Anatole. The charity event supporting the American Foundation for the Blind will include a celebrity auction featuring among the items up for a bid a dance with Willa Ford, […]

Sean Avery is a total numbskull

By oddJoe ⋅ September 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

According to an item in the New York Post’s Page Six section, New York Rangers bruiser Sean Avery is claiming he actually dumped Elisha Cuthbert. ORLY?
Let’s see, you’re a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks enforcer with looks that only a mother could love, and you made the conscious decision to dump Cuthbert, who’s not only smoking hot but loves […]

Christie Brinkley Shills For Isles

By oddJoe ⋅ August 31, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Is it too early to start talking about hockey? It’s obviously not too early to start selling season tickets, and the Islanders are pulling out the big guns with an ad featuring none other than former super model and current super fan Christie Brinkley.
Okay, maybe she’s no longer as hot as she was 25 […]

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