Elisha Cuthbert Switches Teams After Sean Avery

It looks like everyone’s favorite puck bunny, Elisha Cuthbert, has gone lesbian in the aftermath of her breakup with Sean Avery. I’m not making it up, the British press is.

According to reports, all-Canadian beauty Ms. Cuthbert has turned to gal pal Paris Hilton for “comfort” in her time of need. The two were spotted at […]

Sean Avery Likes Him Some Jailbait

What is up with these Olsen twins trying to infiltrate the world of sports? First we get rumors of a Full House hook-up between Ashley Olsen and champion cyclist Lance Armstrong, but now there are stories flying around the Internet tubes about sister Mary-Kate sealing lips with Sean Avery of the Rangers.
Is this part […]

Jaromir Jagr Knows How To Keep His Head In The Game

The New York Rangers beat the Lightning 3-1 last night but Jaromir Jagr lost some teeth in the process. The Blue Shirts winger took a puck to the face in the first period (video here from the WWL) but that didn’t seem to slow him down much: He and Brendan Shanahan came back to break […]

Sean Avery Is Just A Big Girly Man

New York Rangers winger Sean Avery has amassed nearly 1,000 penalty minutes during his NHL career, earning him such epithets as enforcer and goon. But deep down inside he’s really just a sensitive metrosexual who wants to be editor of a fashion magazine.
This from the National Post, which quotes the former paramour of Elisha Cuthbert […]

Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape? Yeah! With Sean Avery? Boo!

There is a story out there on the Interweb that someone not only has a copy of a sex tape with Elisha Cuthbert, but that they are “shopping it around” as they say in the biz. This is nothing short of fantastic news, I mean who wouldn’t want to see a video of everyone’s favorite […]

Sean Avery is a total numbskull

According to an item in the New York Post’s Page Six section, New York Rangers bruiser Sean Avery is claiming he actually dumped Elisha Cuthbert. ORLY?
Let’s see, you’re a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks enforcer with looks that only a mother could love, and you made the conscious decision to dump Cuthbert, who’s not only smoking hot but loves […]

A Sad Day For Love: Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert Have Split

Yes, it is true. Noted puck bunny Elisha Cuthbert and Rangers defenseman Sean Avery have split up and gone their separate ways. No real word on why but it’s safe to assume that her attempt at blogging a couple years ago didn’t do the relationship any favors.
Actually, it might have more to do with the […]

We have a playoff series!

Unlike the Buffalo Sabres and New York Rangers playoff series. The Vancouver Canucks and Anaheim Ducks now have a series.
Last night Buffalo was able to squeak out a win against the Rangers. The Rangers outplayed the Sabres for most of the game but as good teams do the Sabres were able to score […]

Bartender, bring us another round of hockey

For the third year in a row, the Dallas Stars have made an early exit from the playoffs. Vancouver finally ended their epic journey through the quarterfinals by beating the Stars 4-1 on home ice last night, with Trevor Linden getting the game winner on a power play seven minutes into the third period. Poor […]

Hotlanta Hockey Routed by Rangers

Well, it looks like the New York Rangers finally found someone they can beat in the playoffs. The Blueshirts put down the Thrashers tonight 4-2 to complete a sweep of Atlanta in the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs, the Rangers first series victory since 1997.
I sure hope all those New Yawk hockey fans […]