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Please Give Ryan O’Byrne A Raise

Times is tough, so tough in fact that it’s hard to make ends meet even if you’re a professional athlete. How else to explain Ryan O’Byrne of the Canadiens getting caught stealing $20 from a woman’s purse in Tampa the other night?
The Habs defender makes just $590,000 a year according to The Gazette, so you […]

Elisha Cuthbert Switches Teams After Sean Avery

It looks like everyone’s favorite puck bunny, Elisha Cuthbert, has gone lesbian in the aftermath of her breakup with Sean Avery. I’m not making it up, the British press is.

According to reports, all-Canadian beauty Ms. Cuthbert has turned to gal pal Paris Hilton for “comfort” in her time of need. The two were spotted at […]

Attention Sean Avery: Alyssa Milano Is A Hockey Fan

Sean Avery likes him some celebrity puck-bunnies, so he might be interested to know that Alyssa Milano is all about the hockey action. She’s even got herself a blog on NHL.com (link swiped from CSTB) and has some hockey-themed merchandise in the clothing line. (There she is sporting an All-Star t-shirt.)
Considering her love of baseball […]

NHL All-Star Break: I Bet You’re Thrilled

I bet you didn’t even know it was the All-Star break for the National Hockey League, did you? No, because you (probably) live in the U.S. of America and you don’t give two hoots about no ice skating rink hockey. But if that’s the case, I bet you are jonesing for some sports action because […]

Thrashers Skip Game, Sabres Finally Win

The Buffalo Sabres snapped a 10-game losing streak last night with a 10-1 victory in Atlanta. Surprisingly, even thought the Thrashers failed to take the ice (I hear the team bus was stuck in traffic somewhere) Buffalo managed to blow the shutout. At least they got the ‘W’ though. Now if only they can find […]

They Should Play Every Hockey Game Outdoors

So it turns out America does like hockey, but only if it played outdoors in a football stadium in a snowstorm.
The Winter Classic between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Buffalo Sabres drew a 2.6 rating and 5 share on NBC on New Year’s Day, the highest TV rating for a regular season game since 1996. In […]

Yee Haw! We Got Us A Hockey Team

Well looky here what I done bought, one of them there ice hockey teams. Durndest thang I ever did see, but they tell me it could make a little more money than dirt farmin’. I don’t know a forecheck from a five-hole, but I am told there’s some talent here, now if I could just […]

Eight Straight Wins For Ottawa

The Senators gave the Maple Leafs a sever thrashing about the head and shoulders last night, defeating Toronto 5-1 to get their eighth straight win. Ottawa has bested an NHL record for best start through 14 games with a 13-1-0 mark.

Penguins Paste Devils 5-0

The Baltimore Ravens weren’t the only team getting its ass handed to it by a franchise from Pittsburgh last night; the New Jersey Devils felt some Steel Town wrath as well.
The Pittsburgh Penguins snapped a two-game skid by beating the Devils 5-0 at the Prudential Center in Newark last night. Sidney Crosby scored two […]

Sean Avery Likes Him Some Jailbait

What is up with these Olsen twins trying to infiltrate the world of sports? First we get rumors of a Full House hook-up between Ashley Olsen and champion cyclist Lance Armstrong, but now there are stories flying around the Internet tubes about sister Mary-Kate sealing lips with Sean Avery of the Rangers.
Is this part […]

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