Lord I Love Playoff Football: AFC Championship Edition

End zone: the area on either end of an American football field. See also: a place on the field the Chargers never saw in Foxboro.
No LT meant no win for San Diego yesterday in the AFC Championship against the New England Patriots. Four times the Bolts got into position to reach the promised land but […]

NFL Predictions: Sean Salisbury vs. A Plant

Football fans are on the edge of their seats because this is conference championship weekend. Sunday will decide which two teams go home and which two will advance to Super Bowl XLII. To get us ready with a little in-depth analysis, we present a point-counterpoint debate between ESPN analyst Sean Salisbury and a potted plant. […]

Lord I Love Playoff Football: Divisional Round Sunday Edition

The only thing better than watching playoff football games is watching playoff football games that end with upsets, and what a bonus when you get two in the same day.
No one gave much of a chance to the San Diego Chargers on the road against the defending Super Bowl champion Colts, but two tipped balls […]

Lord I Love The NFL Playoffs: Sunday Wildcard Edition

Three cheers for Eli. Manning the Lesser finally got over the hump with his first post-season victory today, beating the Buccaneers on the road 24-14. Lil’ Eli played a good game throwing for two touchdowns and no interceptions, but let’s give credit also to his receivers who actually caught some passes, his running backs and […]

Philip Rivers Can Be Such A Little Bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma5LAUHTQUA

By my estimation, Philip Rivers has had as much to do with the Chargers early struggles as he has with their success this season. He’s thrown a career high 15 interceptions and has been on a short leash passing downfield ever since Norv Turner discovered he has a couple decent backs in LaDainian Tomlinson and […]

At The Half: Houston 3, San Diego 35

The Antonios are on fire: Antonio Gates has two touchdown receptions, while Antonio Cromartie has scored two touchdowns (fumble recovery, interception) for the Chargers defense. One doubts that Sage Rosenfels will be able to pull off another amazing comeback.

Schottenheimer dislikes kickers

SAN DIEGO, CA - Following his team’s 24-21 loss to the New England Patriots, Chargers head coach Marty Schottenheimer told reporters in the locker room he fucking hates kickers.
“Kickers?” Schottenheimer retorted to a reporter’s question after the game. “I fucking hate ‘em. They’re all worthless pieces of shit. I wouldn’t trust a kicker farther than […]