Perfect Response To An Imperfect Season

The most insufferable sports fans in world are of course Boston sports fans which is a big reason the rest of the country was rooting for the Giants in the Super Bowl last Sunday. But this video from Pats super fan Fitzy (tip of the hat to CSTB) is so good it almost makes me […]

Perfection Denied

Somewhere Mercury Morris is dancing a jig because the New York Giants managed to put an end to the New England Patriots perfect season with a 17-14 upset in the Super Bowl. Looks like racing turtles strapped to rockets is a pretty good way to predict championship football games.

(Awesome Tecmo Bowl graphic stolen from Joystiq)

Turtles On Rockets Say Giants Will Beat Patriots

Just a few more days until the Super Bowl and all the experts have made their picks for which team will win on Sunday. And they will tell us those picks again tomorrow. And then on gameday they will repeat those picks over and over during FOX’s 18-hour pre-game show. Blah, blah, blah.
When it comes […]

Lord I Love Playoff Football: AFC Championship Edition

End zone: the area on either end of an American football field. See also: a place on the field the Chargers never saw in Foxboro.
No LT meant no win for San Diego yesterday in the AFC Championship against the New England Patriots. Four times the Bolts got into position to reach the promised land but […]

NFL Predictions: Sean Salisbury vs. A Plant

Football fans are on the edge of their seats because this is conference championship weekend. Sunday will decide which two teams go home and which two will advance to Super Bowl XLII. To get us ready with a little in-depth analysis, we present a point-counterpoint debate between ESPN analyst Sean Salisbury and a potted plant. […]

Lord I Love Playoff Football: Divisional Round Saturday Edition

The only thing I like better than watching the NFL playoffs is watching NFL playoff games being played in the snow. And Sweet Jebus do they have a lot of snow up there in Green Bay; you could hardly see the field from the stands at times during that snowstorm.
Mike Holmgren can’t very well blame […]

The Perfect Game Of Chicken

All season long the battle has waged between Big Cable and the NFL over carriage of the NFL Network. The debate has been fought in the boardrooms, in the court of public opinion and even in the halls of our state and federal legislatures. Neither side has budged from their positions and the protracted blackout […]

Colts vs. Patriots: Who Ya Got?

Well here it is, the weekend of The Big Game, The Most Important Game Ever That Will Ever Be Played. Of course I’m talking about the showdown between the unbeaten Indianapolis Colts and the more unbeaten New England Patriots. The debate has raged all week over which team will win with statistics and statistics on […]

At The Half: Washington 0, New England 24

The Patriots scored 10 points off turnovers in the second quarter. Are you watching, Peyton?

China Bowl Cancelled; Communism Safe For Two Years

The Communist Chinese will probably be sleeping a little easier tonight knowing their country and way of life are both safe for a little while longer. China averted disaster when the NFL decided to call off its planned invasion of the country.
Town Tattler and noted coffee addict and Starbucks shill Peter King is reporting today […]