Peyton Manning is Lord of the Dance

What do you get when you mix some high-powered graphics software, a case of beer, and way too much time on your hands? That’s right, another spectacular oddsnark original video.
While we might not be so skilled at the movie making, some people do have some mad skills. Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro certainly do. Luke Skywalker […]

Manning Mum on Thumb

I really shouldn’t complain, as we’re about to be facing that horrible, horrible time of the year when the Super Bowl is done and anything quasi-sports-related is unwatchable until March Madness, but do we really have to endure breathless story after breathless story about the state of Peyton Manning’s thumb?
Who cares if he won’t update […]

AFC Championship caption funtime

“Just remember, I have chiseled good looks, three Super Bowl rings, and I’m banging Gisele.”

“Just remember, I have chiseled good looks, three Super Bowl rings, and I’m banging some MILF in New Jersey.”

“Which way to bathroom? This way? Are you sure?”

“Take that Malcom Glazer, you old son of a bitch!”

“I don’t know if you looked […]

Colts Win 15-6, Millions Fall Into Coma

Well that was a complete waste of three hours of my life. Jesus Christ. I think Kenny Chesney is going to make you sleep in the guest house tonight, Peyton, as that was a pretty god-awful display.
Kudos to the Baltimore not-an-offense. You managed to make the Colts D look good. And that, my friends, is […]

Photo roundup: Colts 15, Ravens 6

“Offensive genus, my ass!”

“Way to go, Ray! Cut that meat!”
“Shut the hell up.”

“So I guess you’ll choke next week, then?”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure.”

“Five for five, baby. Check it out, Vanderjerk.”