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Dungy To Colts: I Can’t Quit You

By oddJoe ⋅ January 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Let me get this straight, Jerry Jones (aka Ghost Face) can’t promise Wade Phillips’ job to Jason Garrett when he decides to fire Tubby McFatso, but Jim Irsay can promise Jim Caldwell the head coaching job in Indianapolis when Tony Dungy decides to leave? Okay, that seems fair and equitable.
Unfortunately for Caldwell, though, Dungy decided […]

Indy Fans Know Classy

By oddJoe ⋅ January 13, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Fan passion and loyalty is all well and good, but is it appropriate to boo a 14-year-old girl? If you’re a fan of the Indianapolis Colts, the answer is yes if she is wearing a New England Patriots jersey.
At the start of the fourth quarter during the Colts-Chargers divisional playoff game, CBS introduced the winners […]

Lord I Love Playoff Football: Divisional Round Sunday Edition

By oddJoe ⋅ January 13, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The only thing better than watching playoff football games is watching playoff football games that end with upsets, and what a bonus when you get two in the same day.
No one gave much of a chance to the San Diego Chargers on the road against the defending Super Bowl champion Colts, but two tipped balls […]

Colts vs. Patriots: Who Ya Got?

By oddJoe ⋅ November 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Well here it is, the weekend of The Big Game, The Most Important Game Ever That Will Ever Be Played. Of course I’m talking about the showdown between the unbeaten Indianapolis Colts and the more unbeaten New England Patriots. The debate has raged all week over which team will win with statistics and statistics on […]

At The Half: Indianapolis 10, Carolina 7

By oddJoe ⋅ October 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Vinny Testaverde for AARP president! The aged wonder has completed 12 of 20 for 80 yards and pinned the Panthers to an early lead. Peyton Manning worked up a scoring drive finally in the last three minutes of the half, setting up a two-yard TD run by Joseph Addai.

Why Oh Why Monday Night Football?

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Why is Ben Stiller such a TV whore? Why is Steve Carell so funny? Why, I think we’ve just plugged a couple movies without even knowing it.
Why isn’t the commissioner of the More Taste League some smokin’ hot chick instead of that guy from Scrubs?
Why is Tony Kornheiser trying to convince me that Peyton Manning […]

Were You Ready For The Football?

By oddJoe ⋅ September 6, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

If nothing else, last night’s kickoff special proved that no one, and I mean no one, can hold a candle to the NFL when it comes to self aggrandizement. I mean there were singing stars and movie stars and fireworks all on the TV to glorify the National Football League. Nearly every commercial featured the […]

Peyton Manning is actually kinda funny

By Sill ⋅ March 29, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Peyton Manning was on Saturday Night Live last Saturday and turns out, he’s actually pretty funny. His monologue wasn’t anything special. Well, except for the fact he says his mom is a let down to the family. And by Mom, I think he really meant, Eli’s passer rating.
The […]

Scott Wiese, You Sir Are No Peyton Manning (But You Could Have been DeDe Dorsey)

By oddSeth ⋅ March 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Macon County Judge Katherine McCarthy ruled this week that Bears fan Scott Wiese can’t legally call himself Peyton Manning, claiming that it might cause confusion and infringe on the privacy of the Indianapolis Colts quarterback.
Before the Super Bowl (where the Bears were thumped soundly by the Colts) Wiese apparently signed a pledge in front of […]

I Think Someone Won the Super Bowl Last Night

By oddSeth ⋅ February 5, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I actually dozed off midway through the third quarter, so hang on, lemme see what happened…
Ah, congratulations to the Baby Horses, for prevailing over a team with the equivalent of a high-school junior varsity starting quarterback. Not the most awesomest display of prowess, from either team, on either side of the ball, but at least […]

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