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Berlin’s Original Cowboy Fan

By oddJoe ⋅ January 28, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

This has been out for a while and posted everywhere else but here, but it’s too damn funny not to post. Hitler as a Cowboy’s fan? Absofuckinglutely brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8

Jason Garrett Is A Genius

By oddJoe ⋅ January 18, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

What a smart young man Jason Garrett is. Yesterday he officially pulled out of consideration for the open head coaching jobs in Baltimore and Atlanta, deciding instead to remain with the Cowboys as offensive coordinator.
“I think maybe this decision to stay here has a lot more to do with the Dallas Cowboys in 2007 and […]

Romo Not The Only One Thinking About Things South Of The Border

By oddJoe ⋅ January 17, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

In the run-up to the Cowboys NFC Divisional playoff game against New York, the big story line was of course Tony Romo going to Mexico with Jason Whitten for a three-way with Jessica Simpson. How would it affect the quarterback’s preparation for the game? Would it be too much of a distraction and how would […]

Lord I Love Playoff Football: Divisional Round Sunday Edition

By oddJoe ⋅ January 13, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The only thing better than watching playoff football games is watching playoff football games that end with upsets, and what a bonus when you get two in the same day.
No one gave much of a chance to the San Diego Chargers on the road against the defending Super Bowl champion Colts, but two tipped balls […]

Michael Strahan Is Brilliant

By oddJoe ⋅ January 12, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Veteran defensive end Michael Strahan is my new favorite player of this year’s NFL post-season. He put a whole new twist on the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson storyline yesterday when he told reporters that, yeah, he’d be interested in dating the former Ms. Nick Lachey. From the Toronto Star:
“You guys love to say, `Oh, he […]

Romo Gets Ready For Playoffs In Mexico

By oddJoe ⋅ January 6, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Cowboys fans had better be plenty worried about next week’s divisional playoff game against the winner of today’s Wildcard match-up between the Buccaneers and the Giants. It seems that while other players are practicing for a run to the Super Bowl, Dallas quarterback Tony Romo decided to spend some quality time in Mexico with The […]

Thursday Night Football: Packers 27, Cowboys 37

By oddJoe ⋅ November 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Brett Favre: Hi, my name is Brett Favre and I wear Wrangler jeans. I also play quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. At least I do when I’m not hurt. Which I am. Did someone say vicodin?

Tony Romo: He’s not my idol, he’s not my idol, he’s not my idol. Oh, he’s out of the […]

Henrietta Pussycat Is Back With Some Choice Words For The NFL And Time Warner Cable

By oddJoe ⋅ November 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Meow meow Cowboys and Packers meow, big game meow. Tony Romo meow meow and meow meow Brett Favre, meow. Meow meow meow 10-1 meow meow, playoffs meow home field advantage meow meow.
Meow meow watch Thursday night meow, but NFL Network meow meow cable meow. Meow? Meow meow Time Warner Cable meow NFL meow, meow meow […]

Britney Spears All Up In Wade Phillips’ Grill

By oddJoe ⋅ November 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

According to an item in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Wade Phillips is upset with Britney Spears. No, not because she might give his star QB an incurable crotch fire (though he should talk to Romo about that) but because he thinks Trailer Trash Girl stole some dance moves from his daughter, who is a dancer […]

$67 Million For A Lapdace From Britney Spears

By oddJoe ⋅ October 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

So now we know why Tony Romo was getting jiggly with Britney this past weekend in Los Angeles: The Cowboys have offered their starting quarterback a new six-year contract worth $67 million. The deal includes $30 million in guaranteed money and will pay out $31 million in the first three years.
It’s not like el Romo […]

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