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Let’s party like it’s 1985!

Well, congratulations to the Chicago Bears on a dominating performance against the Saints in the NFC Championship game. You’ve earned our respect and your first trip to the Super Bowl since the 1985 season. But let’s remember a couple things: You’re not really that good of a team, as shown by your last few games […]

Kyle Orton and Satan, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

So apparently Kyle Orton has sold his soul to the devil for a bottle of Jack and at least 9 Bears wins in 2005. Seriously. ‘Cause I have no other explanation for how the hell the Bears keep winning with Senor Orton at the helm, playing “quarterback”.
Here are his stats for today’s game, a 17-9 […]

Key To Bears’ Success: Kyle Orton, Ubermensch

Somebody did him some bookwormin’ when he was at Purdue. I was watching Inside the NFL the other day, and during one of the highlight segments they cut to Bears QB Kyle Orton sitting on the bench. There was a mike in the vicinity, and I clearly heard him explaining to a teammate, “I’m a […]

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