Guy You’ve Never Heard Of Hired To Coach Team You Don’t Care About

Anyone here ever heard of John Harbaugh?

When Will Someone Please Fire Brian Billick?

It’s one thing to be out-coached by the opposing side, but Brian Billick proved once again the master of out-coaching himself. From The Sun Chronicle report of the Monday night showdown between the Ravens and the undefeated Pats:
Trailing 24-20 and taking over at their own 27 with 3:30 left, the Patriots had driven down to […]

Brian Billick: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Your season is finished. Your team is coming apart at the seams. Darkness is closing in around you. There is no escape.

Anyone in need of a slightly used offensive coordinator for 2008 be sure to check the Ravens eBay store in the very near future.

Brian Billick Should Be Fired

The game is on the line, your team is inside the five-yard line and needing a touchdown, what is your play selection? Two runs and two passes, the last of which results in a bullshit offensive pass interference call that puts your team back at the 10-yard line. Then, you get a second chance inside […]

Colts Win 15-6, Millions Fall Into Coma

Well that was a complete waste of three hours of my life. Jesus Christ. I think Kenny Chesney is going to make you sleep in the guest house tonight, Peyton, as that was a pretty god-awful display.
Kudos to the Baltimore not-an-offense. You managed to make the Colts D look good. And that, my friends, is […]

Photo roundup: Colts 15, Ravens 6

“Offensive genus, my ass!”

“Way to go, Ray! Cut that meat!”
“Shut the hell up.”

“So I guess you’ll choke next week, then?”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure.”

“Five for five, baby. Check it out, Vanderjerk.”