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Top 25 College Football Previews Make Marie Osmond Faint

By oddJoe ⋅ October 26, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Ooh, I can’t believe the weekend is finally here and a full slate of college football awaits on Saturday. The upsets, the drama, the pageantry, it makes me want to, to … oh, sorry about that, I guess I fainted there for a minute. You know when I start thinking about the top 25 in […]

BC Tops Hokies: Is The Curse Broken?

By oddJoe ⋅ October 26, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Surprise, surprise. The #2 college football team in the country played a game against a lower-ranked opponent … and they didn’t lose!
True enough, Boston College tried hard to lose to Virginia Tech. The Eagles offense looked spectacularly craptastic against the Hokies defense in the Blacksburg rain, and the defense allowed 10 points. But in […]

Provincial Report: South Carolina

By oddJoe ⋅ October 24, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The good people down in Columbia, South Carolina, like their Presidents to be Wilsonesque, their Sex and the City characters to not be named Carrie, Miranda, or Samantha, and their Hooties to be paired with Blowfish, but most of all they like their football to be collegiate in style and that is why we are […]

College Football Preview Presented By Hardee’s Country Breakfast Burrito

By oddJoe ⋅ October 19, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

This week fast food chain Hardee’s introduced a breakfast burrito made from two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, ham, cheddar cheese, and hash brows. The whole thing weighs in at 920 calories! Has anyone tried it yet? Has anyone survived? In honor of this momentous occasion in food excess, we present this week’s Top […]

Baylor Country Does Not Like Urine Nation

By oddJoe ⋅ October 16, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Listen up kids because there is an important lesson to be learned here: If you ever grow up to become an assistant football coach at a big-time university, please refrain from taking a leak on a bar. It could cost you your job and possibly some kind of fine. Apparently, though, Baylor assistant Eric Schnupp […]

The Provincial Report: LSU

By oddJoe ⋅ October 16, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Down in Baton Rouge they like their Cajun cooking, crooked politics, and watching Randy Jackson on American Idol. They also love their college football and have been waiting since 2003 for the LSU Tigers to get another shot at the national championship. Looks like they might have to wait a little longer.
LSU’s journey to […]

The Polls Were Wrong Again

By oddJoe ⋅ October 14, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Fans in Baton Rouge and Berkley undoubtedly are disappointed after losses yesterday by LSU and Cal, but think how the poor football poll voters must feel. Week after week they make strong commitments to teams and week after week those teams fail to follow through. After a while you’d think some of the pollsters would […]

Joe Paterno Road Rage College Football Preview

By oddJoe ⋅ October 11, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

#1 LSU at #17 Kentucky - LSU is in the drivers seat right now, but being ranked high seems to be the kiss of death this year. If the Tigers aren’t careful the Wildcats could run them off the road. (3:30pm)
Oregon State at #2 California - If the Beavers engineer an upset there’ll be a […]

The Provincial Report: USC

By oddJoe ⋅ October 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Out in Hollywoodland they like anything that jiggles, wiggles, or sparkles. They like winners in California — nothing else will do — so it’s no big surprise that the celebrity elite have been flocking to the USC Trojans over the past few years.
How dejected they all must have been when the mighty Trojan army […]

USC Felled By Stanford

By oddJoe ⋅ October 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Just 24-hours ago, the only thing in question concerning the match-up between USC and Stanford was how many points the Trojans would eventually score. 60? 70? It was supposed to be a blowout, a bloodbath, a soul-crushing defeat. But Stanford was supposed to be the defeated, not the defeatee.
First Michigan gets overrun by Appalachian […]

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