Hell No We Won’t Go

Do not talk to Bill Callahan or Dennis Franchione about resignations or contract buyouts, because that sort of talk is just not in their vocabulary. That’s quitter talk, and quitting is not in their DNA.
Sticking around and discrediting their respective schools, that’s more their style. Running their football programs into the ground is the […]

The Provincial Report: Boston College

Out in Boston, Mass., they like their baseball teams to be championship in caliber, their beans to be baked, and their tea parties to be thrown by revolutionaries. As for their football, well, they really like the New England Patriots. But I’m sure they would root just as loudly for the Boston College Eagles if […]

Boston College Falls To Florida St. 27-17

Texas Escapes Oklahoma State 38-35

Come one come all to see The Amazing Mack Brown, Pigskin Prestidigitator and Fourth Quarter Phantasmist. Watch as he makes the biggest leads disappear into thin air with the help of his assistant Jamaal Charles. Marvel as he transforms loss into victory. He will thrill your hearts and amaze your eyes.

38th State Fails To Gain Numerical Advantage Over 34th State

The good news: Nebraska scored 39 points today. The bad news: Kansas scored 76. Can you say bitchslapped?

Guitar Hero III Rocks The College Football Top 25 Preview

Friday is finally here and that means tomorrow there’s tons of great college football to watch on TV. That gets us all excited of course, but the down side is watching college football cuts into time we could be playing Guitar Hero III. Is that game freakin’ awesome or what? What if we moved another […]

The Provincial Report: Nebraska

Out in Lincoln, Nebraska, they like … oh heck, let’s dispense with the formalities here. The Cornhuskers suck. They’ve kinda sucked for a couple years now and Bill Callahan isn’t going to get this ship turned around anytime soon. Tom Osborne is there for one reason and one reason only — to find Callahan’s replacement […]

South Carolina Loses To Tennessee 27-24

The #16 ranked Gamecocks made a valiant comeback attempt after falling behind 21-0 in Knoxville, but in overtime Tennessee’s Daniel Lincoln kicked the game-winning 27-yard field goal. South Carolina’s Ryan Succop, who had put the Fighting Roosters ahead in the fourth quarter with a 49-yard kick, missed on a 40-yard attempt.

Bulldogs Upset Gators 42-30

#18 Georgia took a 21-17 lead over #11 Florida just before halftime and never looked back. Were the Gators really ranked #4 at one point? Wow.

Nebraska Loses To Texas 28-25

Wow. You pissed away a 17-3 lead? How exactly? I know everyone is singing Jaamal Charles’ praises, and hey he deserves it, but we both know the real reason, right Bill? Face it, you’re a loser and always will be.
But I hear there are some excellent coaching opportunities in Division II-A, or maybe in […]