Ohio State Beats Michigan 14-3, Wins Big 10 Title

The Provincial Report Has Got The Big Blues

Up in Ann Arbor, Michigan, they like their pharmaceuticals named Pfizer, their Presidents named Ford, and their filmmakers named Burns, but most of all they are fanatical about their college football. At least they were until an A-Bomb called Appalachian State was dropped on the Big House two weeks ago. But the Wolverines fall from […]

The Ballad Of Lloyd Carr

Come listen to a story about a man name Carr
A head coach with problems, never took his team real far
And then one day App State showed what it could do
And down in the toilet went stumblin’ Blue
Michigan that is. Ranked number five.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Carr is deep in shit
The boosters […]

Appalachain State Upsets Michigan 34-32

HA-HA!

They know how celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Michgan

St. Patrick’s Day is maybe the best holiday after Christmas, New Year’s and Thanksgiving. It’s all about being Irish and celebrating everything Irish: Irish history, Irish music, Irish drink, and even the Irish compunction to fight one another. So did Michigan football players Carson Butler and Christian Richards III really do anything bad this year?
Okay, […]