Baylor Country Does Not Like Urine Nation

Listen up kids because there is an important lesson to be learned here: If you ever grow up to become an assistant football coach at a big-time university, please refrain from taking a leak on a bar. It could cost you your job and possibly some kind of fine. Apparently, though, Baylor assistant Eric Schnupp didn’t read Appropriate Coach Behavior for Dummies because that’s exactly what he did on Saturday night.

According to Houston Chronicle, Schnupp was pounding down the sweet, soothing booze at Scruffy Murphy’s in Waco after the Bears lost to Kansas and decided to take a pee on the bar at closing time. He was cited for disorderly conduct and “reckless exposure” by the police. I’ve never heard of “reckless exposure” but it I’m guessing that’s what you get when you fail to “grasp” the situation? Anyway, Schnupp was also suspended by the team indefinitely.

So to sum up, your team loses, you go to a tavern and get loaded, please don’t piss on the bar. Thank you for your attention.

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