Maybe Our Funny Video Of Steve Nash Will Make You Laugh

When your humble oddsnarks started this little Web site, the mission was pretty simple: To entertain you, the readers. We just wanted to bring a little snarky sunshine into the lives of millions of office workers slaving away in their cubicals. That’s right, we’re doing it for you. And the children, don’t ever forget the […]

Hoops and Haiku: Playoff Style

Cleveland 86, Detroit 84
To all the LeBron
haters out there (all two of
you), suck on that. Ha.
Dallas 97, San Antonio 98
Dirk’s tip at buzzer
falls short, Mavs can’t quite finish
off Tim and the Spurs.

Hoops and Haiku: Playoff Style

Miami 102, New Jersey 92
Heat push the Nets to
the brink, sparked by 31
from Mr. D-Wade.
Phoenix 107, LA Clippers 114
Sam Cassell plays damn
well for an eighty year old
alien from Mars.

Knicks Fans Breathe a Huge Sigh of Relief

Knicks fans around the world breathed a huge sigh of relief at the news that the Knicks are considering buying out coach Larry Brown’s contract for around $40 million and installing Isiah Thomas as coach, right?
Because that’s what’s wrong with the Knicks, right? The coach sucks? Right?
The coach that’s had nothing but success nearly everywhere […]

Hornets To New Orleans: Suck It Up!

With Louisiana and the city of New Orleans slowly recovering from the devastating effects of last year’s Hurricane Katrina, you’d think this might be a good time for a local sports franchise to do something magnanimous. Maybe something like giving free tickets to those people displaced by the storm and resulting floods or a charity […]

Neandertals Were Voracious Carnivores

Hoops and Haiku: Playoff Style

Dallas 85, San Antonio 87
Spurs too much for Mavs
despite early wake up call
from the NBA.
Cleveland 86, Detroit 113
Sorry, Cavs, but those
definitely aren’t “Wizards”
you’re playing this time.

Hoops And Haiku: Playoff Roundup

Detroit Pistons def. Milwaukee Bucks (4-1)
Five Pistons red hot
Redd can’t do it all alone
Detroit wins in five
Cleveland Cavaliers def. Washington Wizards (4-2)
Not even Potter
Could stop LeBron, Wiz should draft
Hermione next
New Jersey Nets def. Indiana Pacers (4-2)
Pacers-Nets even
Jersey bench scores seventeen
Indiana none
Miami Heat def. Chicago Bulls (4-2)
Gas prices rising
Heat opt for Diesel power
He played a genie
San […]

Shaq Attacked, Fined 25K

Do we live in America, home of the free and land of the brave, or is this Communist China, where speaking your mind can land you jail? Shaquille O’Neal found out yesterday when the NBA fined the star center $25,000 just for expressing himself. Shaq, who I needn’t remind you once played a genie in […]

Hoops and Haiku: Playoff Style

Milwaukee 98, Detroit 109
Bucks hang in there but
hanging in there doesn’t count
for squat in the end.
Memphis 79, Dallas 94
Don’t look now, Spurs, but
the Mavs are playing some damn
solid basketball.
LA Lakers 99, Phoenix 93
Suns suddenly turn
frigid from the field, hand the
Fakers a gift win.