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They’re all dirty birds in Hotlanta

By GibbyZee ⋅ January 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A few months ago, everyone was jumping all over Falcons quarterback Mike Vike for flipping off the home crowd following a 31-13 loss to the Saints, but apparently flipping the bird is just what they do in Atlanta.
During last night’s game in Charlotte, Hawks forward Josh Smith made an “obscene gesture” to the crowd after […]

Ron Artest Mohawk

By wizardofblog ⋅ January 20, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

(Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick my ass)
*Insert best Nelson impression*
Ha ha!
(Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick […]

Steve Nash still finger licking good

By oddJoe ⋅ January 19, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I know, we normally don’t start posting about basketball around here until after football is over, or I should say, I don’t normally start posting about basketball until after football is over, but it’s Friday and you need a funny, off-kilter video to help keep you entertained there in your cubicle during the final hours […]

Chris Webber Yawn Signs with Detroit Pistons Yawn

By oddSeth ⋅ January 17, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Chris Webber has officially inked a deal with the Pistons, getting the pro-rated league veteran’s minimum of $550,000 for a one year deal.
“I’m excited to be home in Detroit, but I’m more excited about being on this team,” Webber said Tuesday after signing with his hometown team. “If this was not a good team, it […]

New York Sports Fans Make Mad Dashes for Tall Buildings

By oddSeth ⋅ January 10, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

So Tom Coughlin somehow inexplicably gets his contract extended one year and Chris Webber gets the buyout that may send him to the Knicks, all in one night? What the hell did you sports fans in New York do to anger the sports gods?
Or, more importantly, what in the world will get you back into […]

Rate The Mate: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

By oddJoe ⋅ October 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Are they or aren’t they? Reports earlier this week claimed that the relationship between San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker and TV actress Eva Longoria was over. Kaput. Done. It seems the leggy star of ABC’s Desperate Housewives dumped her NBA beau after the New York Post — a bastion of journalistic integrity if ever […]

They (Meaning Us) Don’t Know What To Do

By oddJoe ⋅ September 1, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Oh LeBron James, rarely do athletes utter such prescient words in the heat of competition. Even Matt Hasselbeck’s utterance of, “We’ll take the ball and we’ll score,” was just wishful bravado. But when The LeBrons came to the bench last night during the second quarter with Team USA leading Greece 33-21 and, according to the […]

Clay Bennett Does Not Like KeyArena

By oddJoe ⋅ August 10, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Well, let’s see here, how many seats are there? Luxury suites? What do we sell tickets for? Hmm, you know I really should have taken a closer look at this before I bought the team. Guess I got kinda caught up in the moment and wasn’t thinking too straight. But I have to say, this […]

George Shinn Says New Orleans Better Start Praying

By oddJoe ⋅ July 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s all up to you, New Orleans. If you’re good enough in the eyes of the Almighty, you might just get to keep your basketball team. Speaking to reporters about the ultimate fate of the New Orleans Hornets and its relationship with the disaster plagued city, team owner George Shinn said, “I’m just at total […]

Clay Bennett Likes Seattle, Really

By oddJoe ⋅ July 21, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Howdy, folks. Shore is good to be up here in Seattle. It’s a mighty perdy place. Now I know some of you have been worried that I might up and steal your basketball team and take it back to Oklahoma with me, but I want to assure you that this is not the case. I […]

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