Clay Bennett Brings The Lumber (Or Rather The Goon Squad)

From now on we shall address Seattle SuperSonics owner Clay Bennett as His Lord Highness Bennett, Duke of Sonicsville. It seems a fitting title for someone who apparently sees himself ruling over a small fiefdom with an iron fist.
According to the Sonics Blog from The Seattle Times (link stolen from CSTB), a fan names Sam […]

Rudy Gay Can Jump Like a Gazelle But Has the Imagination of a Small Woodland Creature

Rudy Gay is ready to pump some life into the tired and beaten down NBA Slam Dunk contest, and he needs YOUR help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3FbX-17iOY

I guess it’s a cool enough idea but I’m wondering about the, erm, quality of submissions that Rudy will get, based on a few comments on his video so far:
“u should do 720, […]

Pistons Blasted By … The Knicks? Getthefuckouttahere!

The New York Knicks, who came into last night with all of nine victories this season, soundly defeated the Detroit Pistons 89-65. Read about it here if you don’t believe me.
The Pistons shot just 30% from the field and missed a franchise low for points scored by one thanks to a three-pointer by Amir Johnson […]

Heat Lose A Loss, Get A Do Over

Playing in Atlanta last month, the Miami Heat lost an overtime duel with the Hawks in part because of a scorer’s gaffe, and now the NBA wants to give them a do over.
Atlanta won the December 19 game 117-111 in overtime but were just three points ahead when the Hawks’ scoring table personnel incorrectly disqualified […]

Clay Bennett Has No Time For The Ladies

Seattle basketball fans probably won’t have the SuperSonics around much longer, but it looks like they might be able to cheer on the Seattle Storm women’s team. Yippee skipee!
Not wanting to carry and dead weight in the U-Hauls to Oklahoma City, that evil bastard no good Clay Bennett agreed today to sell the Storm to […]

Alexandra Paressant Now A Home Wrecker?

Eva Longoria’s hit show Desperate Housewives might be on hiatus due to the Hollywood writers’ strike, but the soap opera that is her life continues.
French model Alexandra Paressant is going around telling everyone who will listen that she’s been having a secret affair with little Eva’s hubby, basketball player Tony Parker. The Parker’s of course […]

Out Of Pocket Expenses: Mavs Coach Fined $25,000

Your team is losing to the Pacers, you disagree with a call and you just want to discuss it with the referee. Does that sound like an offense that should cost you $25,000? Well, the NBA thought it should because that’s the fine that was slapped on Mavericks coach Avery Johnson after he tried to […]

Secret Photos of Isiah Thomas Having Sex With Goats? Sex with Satanic Goats? Sex with Gay Satanic Goats?

You think you’re pretty much immune to anything related to incompetence shocking you when it comes to the New York Knicks these days, but then stories like this really make you scratch your head:
“When Isiah Thomas dispatched Jamal Crawford to find out how the players would react if and when Marbury rejoined the team, all […]

No More Free Rides To The Top Of The Space Needle For David Stern

Speaking to reporters at a news conference yesterday, NBA commissioner David Stern told reporters that the league would not consider returning to Seattle if the SuperSonics leave for Oklahoma City. “If the team moves, there’s not going to be another team there, not in any conceivable future plan that I could envision,” he said.
Stern went […]

From The Diary Of Clay Bennett

Dear Diary,
You can probably imagine yesterday was pretty hard, but I finally did it. I finally told Seattle what I think about out relationship and my true feelings for Oklahoma City and I broke it off. It’s done. What a weight off my shoulders.
You can’t imagine what it’s been like all these months living a […]