Things We Are Thankful For: That Evander Holyfield Continues to Box

Danica Patrick Marries Old Geezer, Men Everywhere Weep

Grown men wept like little girls at the news Tuesday that IRL driver and general hottie Danica Patrick (age 23) had married Old Geezer (age 40), who is otherwise known as Paul Hospenthal.
According to Danica, the two love spending quality time together just hanging out, chilling with their miniature schnauzer, William Robert, or Billy […]

Brooke Burns Injured, Where Was Mitch Buchannon?

Former Baywatch star Brooke Burns was injured in a pool accident at her home the other day. Apparently she misjudged the depth of the water and and broke a bone in her neck after diving into the pool. Her scores were 1.5, 1.5, 1.0, 0.5, 1.5, 1.5, and 2.5 from the Romanian judge.
OK, […]

Oddjack, Thou Art Very, Very Kind

On behalf of the oddsnark crew, we’d like to offer a hearty thanks to Oddjack for the very kind words and linkage.
Not only are they kind and gracious even when we slightly get in their grill with both our content and our *cough*, name, *cough*, but “gambling blog clusterfuck of contributors” is high praise […]

I love football

From Sports Illustrated

Tamsin Lewis: Australian 500M runner

Cons: Yet to win an Olympic medal.
Pros: Trains hard on the beach every single day.

A chicken in every pot and two topcats in every stall

Former TopCats cheer squad members and current femmes célèbres Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley got a write-in vote in Tuesday’s city council race in Charlote, South Carolina. Their one ballot put them in a tie with Panther’s quarterback, Jake Delhomme. Seeing democracy in action brings a tear to my eye.

F-U-G-L-Y, You Ain’t Got No Alibi, You’re Fugly

It’s the Carolina Panther cheerleader story that won’t die (because we won’t let it). There’s a new chapter in Angela and Renee’s excellent adventure — they’ve apparently been asked to pose for Penthouse. I wonder if the Penthouse talent scouts have seen the mug shots of these gals.
The blonde’s hot, but every time I look […]

Oh, to be a headline editor

I know that oddSeth already posted on the Carolina cheerleader story, but I can’t resist adding fuel to fire. To that end, I present some alternate headlines for this news item:
BOOZIN’ BEATUTIES BAGGED IN BATHROOM BRAWL
PANTHER PURTIES PINCHED IN POWDEROOM PUNCHFEST
KISSIN’ KITTENS CLINKED AFTER CATFIGHT
QUEEN CHEERS IN RESTROOM RUMBLE
WHERE OH WHERE WAS SNOOP DOG?

Carolina Panther Cheerleaders Get Busy, Get Charged

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= Best Friends 4 Ever! Gooooo, Panthers!!!Carolina Panther cheerleaders Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested at 2 AM on Monday morning at Banana Joe’s in Tampa’s Channelside district. Thomas was charged with battery, while Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.
Why was Renee Thomas charged with […]