MNF: Sing It Bob Geldof

I don’t like Mondays/I don’t like Mondays . . .

Sexy Rexy has thrown two INTs.

MNF: Arizona 14, Chicago 0

Who replaced my team with the Packers?

MNF: Arizona 7, Chicago 0

Dude, I think you just got served.

Are You Ready For The Freaks & Geeks On MNF?

Freak:

Geek:

Or is it the other way round? Either way, I’m pretty sure Mike Tirico is Millie Kentner.

Yes, There Is Not Enough Talking On Monday Night Football

Washington Post sports columnist Tony Kornheiser is a very bright guy and quite often he’s also entertaining, and if you don’t read his newspaper columns you should. Many have been skeptical, though, of his performance as the newest “analyst” on Monday Night Football, and now I see that he feels the same way.
In his column […]

Team USA Hockey: It’s No Miracle

Yesterday the NHL Team USA Hockey announced its roster of “amateurs” that will be competing for fame and fortune pride and country in the Winter Olympics this spring. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause but there will be no more Miracles on Ice. Ever since the IOC decided to allow pro players to take […]

I hate my day job: Monday Night Score

Green Bay 3, Baltimore 48
oddsnark game ball: Kyle Boller. 19-27, 253 yds, 3 TDs
Key his Escalade: If I beat up on old man Favre, oddJoe will grab a Kewaskum sausage and use my head for batting practice, so we’ll keep this broad. Take your pick. Green Bay offense. Green Bay defense. Green Bay coaching staff. […]

More From The Diary Of John Madden

Dear Diary,
Well, here I am in Baltimore. Mmm, I do like this town. Crab cakes, crab salad, crab sandwiches. Heck, if it crawls around on the bottom of the ocean, you know I’ll eat it. But best of all, I get to watch Brett McFavrelicious in action one more time this season. I feel […]

Snoop Dogg on Monday Night Football? That’ll piss off the religious rizzle, fo’ shizzle

I don’t get it, ABC. Just when I think I have you figured out, you throw a curve ball. I figured the godawful Tim McGraw spots and the obsession with all things horse-related (horse trailers, horse collars, etc.) were a tip of the Stetson to all those heartland-conservative types that you alienated. You know, the […]

Mike McMahon, Look on the Bright Side

You may have played a game in front of a national TV audience as if your quarterbacking skills had been shot all up with immobilizing foam, but at least you can say that your alma mater, the Rutgers Scarlet Knights, made their first bowl game since 1978, and just their second ever. That’s something, right? […]