MNF: Kornheiser Waxes Poetic About T.O.

Wow. Tony K. opened the show with a soliloquy on the Devil and the pacts some of us named Jones and Parcells make therewith. I think that’s one of the most impressive things I’ve heard come out of his pie hole all season. So I’ll admit that Korny could kick some ass at the poetry […]

Cardinals Not The Worst Thing On MNF

The Cardinals Collapse on Monday night was easily one of the more exciting prime time games of the season, not to mention the biggest choke job since the Yankees fell to the Red Sox in 2004. But now that the dust has settled and heads have rolled, I’m glad to see some out in Bloggersville […]

MNF: Monday Night Shuffle

I was planning on posting this to cheer up the Bears fans after a huge, devastating loss, but the Chicago defense bailed out their fugly offense and in the end the Cards handed them a gift 24-23 win. But I’ll go ahead and post this anyway, though, because it’s so damn ridiculous:

Which brings me […]

MNF: And The Kick Is . . .

NO GOOD! Rackers missed the kick to the left and handed the Bears the win. I think Denny Green coached his way to the loss here, trying to run the ball for the first down when Leinart was actually doing a good job ripping the Chicago defense. Well, congrats (I guess) to the Windy City […]

MNF: Hail The Hero, Devin Hester

Crazy begets crazier. Devin Hester retruns a punt 82 yards for a touchdown to give the Bears a 24-23 lead. It’s all up to Leinart now, and Kurt Warner just told him, “This is what you do.” I’m not really sure what kind of encouragement that was.

MNF: Saved By The Defense Again

What a turn of events. Grossman throws another pick, but then Urlacher comes right back and strips the ball from Edgerrin James and Charles Tillman takes the rock to the house. The defense bails Chicago out once again, though they still trail by a touchdown with just over three minutes to go. In what alternate […]

MNF: He Was Down

Well, Sexy Rexy nearly threw a touchdown pass . . . to the wrong team. Darnell Dockett came up with a pick on fourth and long and appeared to take it all the way back for a score, but he was ruled down. Yet another Bears drive comes to no good end, not what Chicago […]

MNF: Bears Score!

Youch! Leinart got totally crushed there by Mark Anderson, coughed up the ball, and Mike Brown scores. The Bears still trail 10-23, but some Chicago fans are finally feeling a little relieved their defense is finally making an effort.
BTW, Joe Theismann just declared, “Locker rooms are important.” Truer words have never been spoken.

MNF: At The Half

Damn, Chicago is getting spanked tonight, down 0-20 at the half to the Cardinals! Grossman has chucked up two picks and he’s been mauled by the AZ defense causing two fumbles. Meanwhile, that Leinart kid is playing a heck of a ball game.
Well, buck up Chicago fans: The ‘85 Bears lost a game and […]

MNF: Our First Guest

Mike Tirico: Please welcome our first guest of the evening, former NBA star Charles Barkey.
Charles Barkey: Thank’s Mike. It’s good to be here.
Tony Kornheiser: Charles, you’re a big man.
CB: Thank you, Tony.
TK: No, I mean you are a big man. You could crush me like a bug.
Joe Theismann: Charles, first of all, congratulations on your […]