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Someone Other Than Kornheiser Stinks On Monday Night Football

By GibbyZee ⋅ December 18, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Hoo boy, I love it when ESPN’s Monday Night Football crew gets stuck with a real stinker of a game. And the contest between the Bears and Vikings last night night smelled about as good as week-old headcheese left out in the sun.
The main aromatic offender last night was Chicago quarterback Kyle Orton, aka The […]

When Will Someone Please Fire Brian Billick?

By oddJoe ⋅ December 4, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s one thing to be out-coached by the opposing side, but Brian Billick proved once again the master of out-coaching himself. From The Sun Chronicle report of the Monday night showdown between the Ravens and the undefeated Pats:
Trailing 24-20 and taking over at their own 27 with 3:30 left, the Patriots had driven down to […]

To Summarize: Ron Jaworski Sucks

By GibbyZee ⋅ December 4, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

STANDING IN THE POCKET AND THROWING THE FOOTBALL, THAT’S HOW YOU PLAY QUARTERBACK IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
A TWO HANDED CATCH, SECURING THE FOOTBALL, NOW WE’RE PLAYING SOME NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOOTBALL!
THE OPEN-FIELD TACKLE, GETTING AFTER THE FOOTBALL, THAT’S HOW FOOTBALL IS PLAYED IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL LEAGUE PLAYING FOOTBALL, NATIONAL […]

Green Bay Escapes Denver With 19-13 Overtime Win

By oddJoe ⋅ October 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

To recap from the Monday Night Football broadcast:
Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre.
Jay Cutler?
Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett […]

Why Oh Why Monday Night Football?

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Why is Ben Stiller such a TV whore? Why is Steve Carell so funny? Why, I think we’ve just plugged a couple movies without even knowing it.
Why isn’t the commissioner of the More Taste League some smokin’ hot chick instead of that guy from Scrubs?
Why is Tony Kornheiser trying to convince me that Peyton Manning […]

Monday Night Football: The Legal Issues Are Complex

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 16, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

It is true, the legal issues surrounding Mike Vick, the pending federal charges against him for dog fighting, and the Atlanta Falcons’ attempt to recoup about $20 million in bonuses paid to their former star quarterback are all very complex. So much so, that a 24-hour TV sports channel could probably devote an entire one […]

Monday Night Football: You Suck!

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Unacceptable, unbearable, and unwatchable are three of the words that come to mind when I see a game on Monday Night Football. Seriously, I never thought ESPN’s flagship football game could get worse than the Sunday night broadcasts with Theismann, McGuire, and Patrick, but the Worldwide Leader has somehow managed the impossible and created a […]

No Theismann on MNF? Oh, Happy Day!

By oddJoe ⋅ March 26, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

According to SI.com, the #1 most annoying, half-witted, ass for brains football announcer is out of work. That’s right: Someone at ESPN finally got wise and canned Joe Theismann from Monday Night Football.
If this news is true, it could be the saving grace for prime-time football. The MNF franchise has had some problems on ESPN, […]

MNF: Romo! Romo! Romo!

By oddJoe ⋅ October 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Yeah, oddsnark gets a big G4 on the “live blogging” tonight. What? I dunno, I’m kinda drunk. But how about that Tony Romo? I guess he did throw a touchdown pass, but he’s also given up two interceptions. So, do you go with the guy Tony K. says is as mobile as “the Statue of […]