Pittsburgh Pirates Hire Some Dude as Manager

The Pittsburgh Pirates have hired (insert name of some poor sap) as manager, hoping to turn around the dismal train wreck that is their baseball team, which hasn’t posted a winning record since 1992.
Random Guy Doomed to Failure had this to say about his new position and outlook for the team: “The club has changed […]

Major Leage Baseball to Adopt Instant Replay

MLB is grudgingly entering the 21st century to at least some tiny extent, with owners voting 25-5 to implement limited instant replay for the first time.
Umps will now be able to consult the magic cameras and wonderous talking television monitors for boundary calls — whether potential home runs are fair or foul, whether balls go […]

Red Sox Sweep Rockies With 4-3 Win

Get crazy Boston.

Boston Beats Colorado 10-5

The problem with playing at high altitude is the thin air helps everyone, not just the home team, hit the long ball. Boston scored six in the third inning then another three in the eighth, including an RBI double from Jacoby Ellsbury. The rookie finished with four hits and two runs batted in. Meanwhile, Daisuke […]

“From Shilling To Schilling”

I don’t often find myself in agreement with Tim McCarver, but the FOX color man hit the nail right on the head tonight with the quote above after his network hijacked coverage of Game 2 in the World Series to bring you an extended commercial message from Taco Bell.
It was bad enough when after […]

BoSox Crush Rockies 13-1 In Game 1

Cleveland Does Not Rock: BoSox Win ALCS

J. D. Drew’s Five RBIs Lifts BoSox Over The Indians

The Yankees Are Finally Finished

After cowardly offering manager Joe Torre a one-year contract with a pay cut, effectively forcing him out without firing him, the Yankees dominance of baseball is finally coming to end. Age and corruption have finally taken their toll and like all other evil empires before it, Pinstripe Nation is destined to become just another backwater […]

What No Baseball Posts?

I know the baseball post-season has already started and we’ve said nary a word about it. Every year it’s the same thing: MLB screws around all summer, then just as football gets started here it comes, “Look at me! Look at me! I’m America’s pastime. Remember?” If baseball would just shorten the season and get […]