
The Winter Olympic Games are just a few months away, and you know what that means? That’s right, televised curling! If you want to get geared up for the big spiels in Itlay, head to Duluth, Minnesota, for the Labatt Cash Spiel or to Fairbanks, Alaska, for the Yukon Title. It’s all happening this weekend!
As you know, I have been suspended and told I cannot write snarky blog items about sports. I am a sports blog writer and this is what I do.
It really hurts me not to be a part of this blog anymore. I came here to make some snide remarks about high strung athletes, self-important […]
Word from the head oddsnark office is that oddJoe has been suspended indefinitely for excessive punnage.
His agent, Canucky McGrath, released the following statement:
“oddJoe was only standing up for what he felt was right. What sort of country is this where a man can’t speak his mind about cheese? This suspension stinks, stink […]
(Continue to focus your mental energy on holding his pants up. For the love of God, do not allow your concentration to slip.)
In other Non-Surprising, Not-Very-Important-in-the-Grand-Scheme-of-Things News Headlines of the Day:
Sun Rises This Morning, Again!
Joe Buck is Still an Asshat
Regular Breathing Shows Long Term Health Benefits
You’ll figure that out as you go, amigos, but our humble search box provides plenty of hints. Recent searches that returned 0 results (until I posted this):
I love Brett Favre - That’s on John Madden’s blog – and in his diary.
Getinthehole!!! - You know, the crap golf assholes (fans, whatever) yell at golf balls. I […]
(We interrupt your scheduled snark to point out that Mr. Cruise has solidified his hold on the lock on the coveted Asshat of the Millenium Award by sucking poor little Katie’s brain out of her pretty little head. You’ve forever ruined her in our fantasy lands now, Maverick. Nice work.)
Now that their big baby news […]
It’s good to know that not everyone is cutting off poor Kate in her time of need.
Nine.com offers Kate Moss an endorsement deal valued at over $5 million
Apparently Kate turned down the deal to act as the sportsbook’s “super spokesperson”, with her agent calling the offer “rubbish”.
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