Coitus Interruptus Es No Bueno, Either

If you’re curious to see visual evidence of Exhibit 1: Why Interrupting Carolina Cheerleader Sweet Bathroom Sex Is a Bad Idea, hop over to DeadSpin for a pic of Melissa Holden, the recipient of a Renee Thomas right cross to the head.
Deadspin: The Face of Lesbian Cheerleader Terror

Rogan Rumored to Fight Snipes: Joe Garrelli vs. Nino Brown

Rumors abound that Fear Factor’s Joe Rogan and Wesley Snipes are negotiating to fight one another in a UFC-style, mixed martial arts match. Rogan has confirmed that he’s been approached, and offered the explanation on Jimmy Kimmel that Snipes is trying to jumpstart a stagnant career.

Personally I thought Snipes peaked in Wildcats, but even […]

Sports + The French = Le Parkour

Team oddsnark prides itself on having a broad sports horizon. Our diverse group loves mainstream sports, but some relatively obscure athletic endeavors also have fans among our snarky ranks (or rank snarks, as the case may be). For example, I feel safe in predicting excellent coverage of the upcoming Iditarod by our resident oddCanadian […]

Eskis Top Alouettes For Grey Cup

In case you missed it, the Edmonton Eskimos won this year’s Grey Cup 38-35 over the Montreal Alouettes in double overtime. Sean Flemming scored the winning field goal while quarterback Ricky Ray threw two touchdown passes and ran for another. Receiver and Saskatoon native Mike Maurer was named top Canadian of the game, with four […]

My Grey Cup Runneth Over

All of Canada is getting set for the 93rd annual Grey Cup, pitting the Montreal Alouettes against the Edmonton Eskimos. Montreal dispatched the Toronto Argonauts last week 33-17 in the CFL Eastern Conference championship while the Eskis overcame the BC Lions 28-23 to catch the Western Conference crown. During the regular season the Alouettes stacked […]

Memo to oddsnark Staff: Remember, We Like Elephants

In light of the news today that former Texas Rangers managing partner George Bush had to be convinced by Tony Blair and others not to bomb Arab satellite station Al-Jazeera for being a mouthpiece of anti-American and terroristic sentiments, all oddsnark writers are encouraged to keep the following in mind:
1) Please refrain from using “terrorize” […]

Texas Town Renames itself DISH

If you like watching your sports on the DISH Network and are a cheap ho with no dignity, hey, there might be some good news for you in the future.
The Texas town formerly known as Clark (population 125) has agreed to change its name to DISH. Their price? 10 years of free DISH basic service […]

Oddjack, Thou Art Very, Very Kind

On behalf of the oddsnark crew, we’d like to offer a hearty thanks to Oddjack for the very kind words and linkage.
Not only are they kind and gracious even when we slightly get in their grill with both our content and our *cough*, name, *cough*, but “gambling blog clusterfuck of contributors” is high praise […]

How do you spiel excitement?

The Winter Olympic Games are just a few months away, and you know what that means? That’s right, televised curling! If you want to get geared up for the big spiels in Itlay, head to Duluth, Minnesota, for the Labatt Cash Spiel or to Fairbanks, Alaska, for the Yukon Title. It’s all happening this weekend!

Oddjoe Issues an Apology

As you know, I have been suspended and told I cannot write snarky blog items about sports. I am a sports blog writer and this is what I do.
It really hurts me not to be a part of this blog anymore. I came here to make some snide remarks about high strung athletes, self-important […]