
Jets 40, Dolphins 13
Game ball goes to: Leon Washington rushed for 68 yards and two touchdowns for New York.
Key his Escalade: Raise your hand if you’d like to be chosen #1 in the draft by Miami.
Chargers 24, Chiefs 10
Game ball goes to: LaDainian Tomlinson rushed for two TDs and 177 yards on 23 carries.
Key his […]
Texans 17, Browns 27
Game ball goes to: Jamal Lewis rushed for 134 yards and scored the final Cleveland touchdown.
Key his Escalade: How many games has Ahman Green played in this year?
Titans 6, Bengals 35
Game ball goes to: Chad Johnson caught three touchdown passes and took command of a TV camera to celebrate.
Key his Escalade: […]
Packers 37, Lions 26
Game ball goes to: Brett Favre threw a team-record 20 consecutive completions and finished with 381 yards passing and three touchdowns.
Key his turkey trailer: Hey Jon Kitna, still think the Lions will win 10 games?
Jets 3, Cowboys 34
Game ball goes to: Marion Barber rushed for 103 yards in a game that […]
Saints 10, Texans 23
Game ball goes to: Matt Schaub threw for 293 yards and two touchdowns.
Key his Trojan Horse: Reggie Bush rushed for 34 yards on 15 carries. Maybe Mario Williams wasn’t such a bad pick by Houston.
Panthers 17, Packers 31
Game ball goes to: Tramon Williams returned a pooch kick 94 yards for the […]
Bengals 21, Ravens 7
Game ball goes to: Kicker Shayne Graham made seven of seven field goals for all of Cincy’s point in this one.
Key his Escalade: Brian Billick, you got beat by a kicker!
Eagles 33, Redskins 25
Game ball goes to: Donovan F. McNabb threw for 251 yards and four touchdowns. Can we stop talking about […]
Cardinals 10, Buccaneers 17
Game ball goes to: Earnest Graham rushed for 124 yards and one touchdown, but Jermaine Phillips came up with the game-saving interception.
Key his Escalade: Kurt Warner threw for just 172 yards and tossed up two picks.
Panthers 7, Titans 20
Game ball goes to: LenDale White gained 100 yards and scored a touchdown […]
Colts 31, Panthers 7
Game ball goes to: Rugby. It’s practically football.
Key his Range Rover: Cricket. It’s practically baseball, and that’s not a compliment.
Lions 16, Bears 7
Game ball goes to: Nick Hornby. Caustic, funny, twisted, awesome.
Key his Range Rover: Either (or both) Brontë sister. Long, boring, dreadful.
Steelers 24, Bengals 13
Game ball goes to: The […]
Ravens 14, Bills 19
Game ball goes to: Rian Lindell hit four of four field goals for 12 Buffalo points.
Key his Escalade: Baltimore had four drives into Bills territory and came up with just 14 points.
Falcons 16, Saints 22
Game ball goes to: Reggie Bush gained only 73 yards from scrimmage, but four of them came […]
Rams 3, Ravens 22
Game ball goes to: Baltimore’s defense recorded four sacks and six turnovers; who cares what the offense is doing.
Key his Escalade: Gus Frerotte was the recipient of those four sacks, threw five interceptions and lost a fumble.
Vikings 34, Bears 31
Game ball goes to: Adrian Peterson finally made his first-round money: the […]
Dolphins 19, Houston 22
Game ball goes to: Kris Brown won the contest for Houston with a last second 57-yard field goal. He made five of five FGs, three of them from more than 50 yards.
Key his Escalade: Trent Green was taken from the game after getting knocked unconscious on a block of Travis Jackson. Jackson, […]
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