Finally! A Figure Skating Movie

I know this is what most people out there are thinking. Finally, a Figure Skating Movie! Let’s face it, there just hasn’t been enough figure skating movies. I mean Ice Princess with Katrina Witt, come on. What other figure skating movies are there? I […]

Sasha is Flexible, As Well

OK, Now It’s Interesting

Self-righteous hippie skiers. No thanks.
Showboating snowboarder grrls. I’ll pass.
Bitchy speed skaters. Keep ‘em.
The entire sport of ice dancing. Not even a sport.
Hot ice skaters. Yeah, OK.

I Gots Winter Olympics Fever Bad, Baby: Feb. 13

Not the best of weekends for the US team. Michelle Kwan is out, Bode Miller and Daron Rahlves came up empty in the men’s downhill, and Apolo Anton Ohno saw his chances slip slide away in 1,500 meter short track semi-final.
Not really sure why Soul-Patchy was trying to make the unneccesary pass at the […]

Michelle Kwan Injured (Gasp), May Withdraw from Olympics (Gasp)

In today’s less than shocking Winter Olympics news, Michelle Kwan is reportedly considering withdrawing from competition due to a groin injury.
This is, indeed, the same groin injury that prevented her from qualifying for the Olympics like all the other normal, mortal US women skaters. Kwan was granted a bye and given a free ride to […]

Tonya Harding and the Devil Inside

Holy crap, Tonya Harding’s effin’ HUGE! Post that shit. Post it. Post it.
Well, I don’t know. There’s really nothing funny about being fat. You know, I wouldn’t have guessed that the devil would say “effing.”
Forget that. Pimp the fat girl. Bets were off when she posted a want ad for bat-wielding halfwits on the trailer […]

Kwan’s Olympic Future on the Line

So the big skating non-news “news” today is that Michelle Kwan’s Olympic dream is on the line, as she must skate her little heart out and convince a monitoring committee that she’s fit enough to be deserving of a free ride to Turin.
If successful, she gets to go choke skate in the Olympics, trying one […]

Sorry I Whacked Your Knee, Nancy Kerrigan

Hoping to realize his dream of becoming a Navy SEAL (and put his baton wielding skills to good use), Shane Stant’s request to have his criminal record expunged was refused by a judge on Thursday.
Stant was convicted of assault in 1994 for whacking Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan on the knee with a police baton in […]