North (Again) To Alaska

The Super Bowl is over and March Madness doesn’t begin for another month. The NBA and the NHL are still jockeying for playoff positions. We are surely sailing in the Horse Latitudes for sports fans, no?
One word: Iditarod.
Yes, the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race is set to begin its 36th running in about three weeks, […]

Super Bowl Ads: A Super Bore

Whoever gave the green light to the ads during the Super Bowl should be fired immediately in the morning. Clean out their desk and escort them from the building because there was nothing to justify $2.7 million for any of those 30 second spots.
In the pantheon of Super Bowl advertising, 2008 will go down as […]

Elisha Cuthbert Switches Teams After Sean Avery

It looks like everyone’s favorite puck bunny, Elisha Cuthbert, has gone lesbian in the aftermath of her breakup with Sean Avery. I’m not making it up, the British press is.

According to reports, all-Canadian beauty Ms. Cuthbert has turned to gal pal Paris Hilton for “comfort” in her time of need. The two were spotted at […]

Attention Sean Avery: Alyssa Milano Is A Hockey Fan

Sean Avery likes him some celebrity puck-bunnies, so he might be interested to know that Alyssa Milano is all about the hockey action. She’s even got herself a blog on NHL.com (link swiped from CSTB) and has some hockey-themed merchandise in the clothing line. (There she is sporting an All-Star t-shirt.)
Considering her love of baseball […]

Dungy To Colts: I Can’t Quit You

Let me get this straight, Jerry Jones (aka Ghost Face) can’t promise Wade Phillips’ job to Jason Garrett when he decides to fire Tubby McFatso, but Jim Irsay can promise Jim Caldwell the head coaching job in Indianapolis when Tony Dungy decides to leave? Okay, that seems fair and equitable.
Unfortunately for Caldwell, though, Dungy decided […]

NFL Predictions: Sean Salisbury vs. A Plant

Football fans are on the edge of their seats because this is conference championship weekend. Sunday will decide which two teams go home and which two will advance to Super Bowl XLII. To get us ready with a little in-depth analysis, we present a point-counterpoint debate between ESPN analyst Sean Salisbury and a potted plant. […]

Romo Not The Only One Thinking About Things South Of The Border

In the run-up to the Cowboys NFC Divisional playoff game against New York, the big story line was of course Tony Romo going to Mexico with Jason Whitten for a three-way with Jessica Simpson. How would it affect the quarterback’s preparation for the game? Would it be too much of a distraction and how would […]