Rate The Mate: Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen?

Lance, what are you thinking? Laving your wife for Sheryl Crow was one thing, but hooking up with one of the Olsen Twins, that’s just creepy weird.

If the celebrity tabloids are to be believed, the seven-time Tour de France champion has been spotted wining and dining Ms. Olsen and getting cozy around New York City. Dude, she’s 21 and has the brain the size of a squirrel, what the hell do you talk about?

Even though you are the Iron Man of sport and a champ for overcoming cancer, this has got to stop. If a three-way erupts with Mary-Kate, then the Apocalypse is surely upon us.

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