oddsnark | 2005-06 College Bowls

Longhorn Needs Ka Ching More Than Ring

By oddJoe ⋅ May 24, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Attention eBay shoppers! If you’ve got $20K burning a hole in your pocket and always wanted one of those big, gaudy Jostens championship rings, now is your chance. An intrepid tipster sent us a link to an eBay auction listing a University of Texas 2006 National Championship ring for sale. The bids start at $7,100 […]

Nashville Falls Prey To Sharks

By oddJoe ⋅ April 24, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Predators found out that payback is a bitch when they got blanked by San Jose last night. The Sharks scored three power play goals in the first period to win Game 2 of their playoff series 3-0. Nashville, burdened with the league’s best home ice record, allowed the Sharks to capitalize early on two […]

The Hater Report: #13 Bradley 64, #1 Memphis 80

By Josh ⋅ March 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Brad. Hey, Brad. Bradley! Your moms called. She says it’s time for you to let the grownups play. Say goodnight to the Tigers and go home to the Missouri Valley.

Whoa, Nellie, He’s Old And Crazy

By oddJoe ⋅ January 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Last night while watching The Greatest Football Game Between The Two Greatest Teams Ever Assembled On One Field So We All Might As Well Pack It In Because The Destiny Of The Universe Has At Last Been Fulfilled (better known by its shorter but nearly as long official moniker, The Rose Bowl Game Presented By […]

The Real Rose Bowl MVPs

By oddSeth ⋅ January 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

While the media is reporting on Vince Young and his otherworldly performance in the Rose Bowl, only oddsnark has the scoop on the true MVPs of the game.
Here’s to you, Upside-Down Ottoman and Upside-Down Wooden Table Thingy. While oddJosh had discovered during the Texas-OSU game that lifting Ottoman in the air and holding him upside […]

Snarks On Ice: The NHL Roundup (Rose Bowl Edition)

By oddJoe ⋅ January 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Panthers 3, Islanders 4, OT
In the penalty box: Reggie Bush, for that boneheaded lateral attempt in the second quarter that gave Texas the ball and resulting in a Longhorn field goal. Pete Carroll should have come over and ripped those ‘619′ stickers off your face after that one, Mr. Heisman Trophy winner.
Senators 3, Capitals […]

Texas 41, USC 38

By Josh ⋅ January 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

What a picture. Almost seems wrong to interrupt such a heartwarming moment. Oh, well.
HEY, BRISTOL — SUCK IT!

Sugar Bowl Receives Reprimand From Department Of Defense

By oddJoe ⋅ January 2, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

In the first half of the Nokia Sugar Bowl, Georgia and West Virginia have combined for 52 points and 605 yards of offense. The Mountaineers have run 28 plays and scored four touchdowns (four plays per TD) while the Bulldogs have scored three times on 21 plays in the second quarter (seven plays per TD). […]

A.J. Hawk dominates the Quinn Family Asses: Tapping one, planting the other on the ground

By Josh ⋅ January 2, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

There’s 4 minutes left in the 3rd quarter and the Irish are showing some life, but win or lose A. J. Hawk rules. The senior Buckeye linebacker is dating Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn’s sister — who’s actually prettier than her brother — and he put a pop on Brady earlier in the game […]

NCAA Doesn’t Like Belly Dancers, Anything Really

By Josh ⋅ January 1, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

USC’s athletic department is investigating whether its football program violated any NCAA rules by taking recruits to a restaurant owned by a former Trojans player.
The compliance issue is related to the actions of John Papadakis, a former USC linebacker, who owns the Greek restaurant in San Pedro called Papadakis Taverna. He reportedly has a […]

Search

2005-06 College Bowls