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Michael Phelps Is A Really Good Swimmer and Amanda Beard is Hot

By wizardofblog ⋅ March 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Sometimes our sports bias fails us here at oddsnark, despite big news in various corners of the sports world.
By all reports, Michael Phelps is, umm, a really good swimmer and breaking all sorts of world records. That’s cool. Good for him. But my knowledge of swimming wouldn’t fill up a tenth of a Speedo, so […]

Johnny Tapia Upgraded to Serious Condition

By wizardofblog ⋅ March 13, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Boxer Johnny Tapia has been upgraded from critical to serious condition, after reportedly suffering a cocaine overdose. A five-time world champion in the super flyweight, bantamweight and featherweight divisions, Tapia last fought on Feb. 23rd, winning a majority decision over Evaristo Primero.
Kind of hard to make fun of anyone in serious condition, so I’ll refrain […]

Hey, Tiger Can Miss 4 Footers Too

By wizardofblog ⋅ February 24, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Looking for his 8th straight PGA tour victory, Tiger came up with a lame paw, missing a 4 fooot putt that would have kept him in the funt for a victory at the Accenture Match Play Championship.
Tiger explained away the flubbed putt, saying it was simply a failure to fix a ball mark in his […]

Ron Artest Mohawk

By wizardofblog ⋅ January 20, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

(Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick my ass)
*Insert best Nelson impression*
Ha ha!
(Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick my ass Please don’t track me down and kick […]

Tadd Fujikawa, You May be Wee, But You tha Man

By wizardofblog ⋅ January 14, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Sweet god, I’m about to talk about golf, and should be beaten about the head and shoulders, but even I have to tip my blogging hat to Tadd Fujikawa.
Dude is not only 16 and just six strokes back going into the final round of the Sony Open in his very first professional event, but he’s […]

Colts Win 15-6, Millions Fall Into Coma

By wizardofblog ⋅ January 13, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Well that was a complete waste of three hours of my life. Jesus Christ. I think Kenny Chesney is going to make you sleep in the guest house tonight, Peyton, as that was a pretty god-awful display.
Kudos to the Baltimore not-an-offense. You managed to make the Colts D look good. And that, my friends, is […]

Barry Bonds is a Liar or Mark Sweeney is a Tweaker: You Make the Call

By wizardofblog ⋅ January 11, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Let’s play the pretend your Barry Bonds game. Put the syringe down, rest your gargantuan, swollen noggin’ against a reinforced support of some sort, and try to concentrate.
You fail a test for amphetamines and not only dodge a suspension because it’s your first offense, but the news never reaches the press, per MLB’s policy of […]

 

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