Marcus Vick Puts on His Interview Suit

Now that’s he’s out of school and presumed to be on his way to the NFL Marcus Vick is polishing his resume. His CV already included a famous brother, a stellar high school career, a promising freshman year, charges of being entirely too friendly with an underaged girl, a pretty good junior year, a speeding […]

Sean Taylor Fined for Spitting, Making Wife Beater Look Like the Good Guy

The NFL fined Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor $17,000 today. The fine, the equivalent of Taylor’s playoff game check, was punishment for spitting in the face of Tampa running back and confirmed spousal abuser Michael Pittman.
Pittman swears that he did not once try to run over his wife, son, and babysitter with his Hummer. (The […]

The Provincial Report: Special Back from Vacation Edition

Because out here in the Provinces we too know what it’s like to lose, and we know that comfort can be found in the successes of alumni and friends. So, herewith, NFL Playoff Football playing USC Trojans:
Willie McGinest ripped shit up on Saturday night against Jacksonville. McGinest was a beast setting 2 Playoff records simultaneously […]

Vince Young Likes Money, Isn’t Insane

Texas Longhorns quarterback and Rose Bowl MVP Vince Young looked around a bit and realized that he could come back next season, have an even better year, take a less-than-challenging classload, finish in the Top 3 of both the Heisman voting and the final BCS Standings, mack on as many ladies as possible, and still […]

Knicks Win Two in a Row! Knicks Win Two in a Row!!

With Friday night’s victory over the Wizards the New York Knickerbockers have won consecutive games for just the second time this season.
Isiah Thomas’ drafting acumen continues to pay off as rookie Channing Frye scored 30 to lead the way and also had 7 boards and even 2 steals. Fellow rookie David Lee impressed once […]

Giants Consider Signing Jessie Armstead, But Won’t Comment on the Harry Carson and Sam Huff Speculation

Last week the New York Giants worked out aging linebacker Jessie Armstead who hasn’t played since 2003, when he was with the Redskins. Armstead went to the Pro Bowl 5 times in his 11-year career with both New York and Washington, but that was back in the previous century. The Giants are missing starting linebackers […]

Jones-Hopkins II: Two Old Guys Get in a Fight

Bernard Hopkins and Roy Jones Jr. have agreed on a rematch of their 1993 fight for the middleweight belt. Jones won that bout in a unanimous decision and went on to claim titles in the super middleweight, light heavyweight, and heavyweight divisions. Hopkins remained a middleweight and ruled the division for a long, long […]

Hoops and Haiku: December 22

Cavaliers 108, Bulls 100
LeBron James goes off.
Bulls have no answer for him.
Does anyone else?

Mavericks 105, Kings 95
Mavericks rebound
From Rusty’s outrageous night
The Kings are just sad.
Tonight
76ers at Hawks at 7:00
Lakers at Magic at 7:00
Nets at Heat at 7:30
Jazz at Knicks at 7:30
Clippers at Bobcats at 7:30
Warriors at Pistons at 8:00
Trail Blazers at Timberwolves at 8:00
Bulls at […]

Chrebet Retires; Long Island Returns Attention to Perfecting Iced Tea Recipe

Muscle Bound Pussy Hound and Hofstra grad Wayne Chrebet has been knocked silly one too many times and has chosen to go the way of Steve Young and Troy Aikman. The Jets placed Chrebet on IR November 7th after suffering what was probably the 9th concussion of his career. Leery of going for double digits, […]

Hoops and Haiku: December 21

Clippers 75, Pacers 97
Brand, 29 and
12; Kaman 16 boards. Clips
still lose 5 of 6.

Nets 96, Magic 85
Vince Carter scores
32. LaMond Murray
is still in the league?

Warriors 100, 76ers 111
Philly climbs over
.500, stays in first place.
Samuel Dalembert.*

Spurs 109, Knicks 96
Sorry to oddJosh.
But those Knicks of his are just
awful. Thanks to Zeke.

Jazz 89, Celtics 101
Celtics win […]