Nine Things To Do While Not Watching The Pro Bowl

Tomorrow is the last official game of the NFL season, your last opportunity to watch professional football players on the field of competition. Unfortunately it is the Pro Bowl and who the hell wants to watch that? You won’t see anyone like Tom Brady, Randy Moss, or Brett Favre, just a bunch of alternates jogging […]

$16 Million Will Buy A Lot Of Dog Food

A judge ruled this week that incarcerated quarterback Mike Vick can keep the lion’s share of his $20 million in bonus money, awarding just $3.75 million to the Atlanta Falcons in an arbitration hearing. Chalk up a victory for the little guy.
I mean just because Vick is spending the next 23 months in federal prison […]

Perfection Denied

Somewhere Mercury Morris is dancing a jig because the New York Giants managed to put an end to the New England Patriots perfect season with a 17-14 upset in the Super Bowl. Looks like racing turtles strapped to rockets is a pretty good way to predict championship football games.

(Awesome Tecmo Bowl graphic stolen from Joystiq)

Bode Miller Wins First, Parties His Ass Off Later

We interrupt your day of Super Bowl hype and Spygate rumors with some news from the rest of the sporting world. (Yes Virginia, there are other sports events going on out there.) America’s top skier when he wants to be Bode Miller won his third consecutive super-combine event to take the World Cup.
Miller beat Ivica […]

Turtles On Rockets Say Giants Will Beat Patriots

Just a few more days until the Super Bowl and all the experts have made their picks for which team will win on Sunday. And they will tell us those picks again tomorrow. And then on gameday they will repeat those picks over and over during FOX’s 18-hour pre-game show. Blah, blah, blah.
When it comes […]

Elisha Cuthbert Switches Teams After Sean Avery

It looks like everyone’s favorite puck bunny, Elisha Cuthbert, has gone lesbian in the aftermath of her breakup with Sean Avery. I’m not making it up, the British press is.

According to reports, all-Canadian beauty Ms. Cuthbert has turned to gal pal Paris Hilton for “comfort” in her time of need. The two were spotted at […]

Some Mike Vick News Just In Time For The Super Bowl

The National Geographic Channel announced the other day a new series to debut this summer called Dogtown will follow the efforts to rehabilitate 22 of the dogs saved from Mike Vick’s dog fighting operation.
The pit bulls were rescued from Vick’s property Virginia and sent to a facility in Utah called Best Friends Dogtown, an animal […]

Clay Bennett Brings The Lumber (Or Rather The Goon Squad)

From now on we shall address Seattle SuperSonics owner Clay Bennett as His Lord Highness Bennett, Duke of Sonicsville. It seems a fitting title for someone who apparently sees himself ruling over a small fiefdom with an iron fist.
According to the Sonics Blog from The Seattle Times (link stolen from CSTB), a fan names Sam […]

Berlin’s Original Cowboy Fan

This has been out for a while and posted everywhere else but here, but it’s too damn funny not to post. Hitler as a Cowboy’s fan? Absofuckinglutely brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8

Attention Sean Avery: Alyssa Milano Is A Hockey Fan

Sean Avery likes him some celebrity puck-bunnies, so he might be interested to know that Alyssa Milano is all about the hockey action. She’s even got herself a blog on NHL.com (link swiped from CSTB) and has some hockey-themed merchandise in the clothing line. (There she is sporting an All-Star t-shirt.)
Considering her love of baseball […]