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What I did on my Winter baycation

By Josh ⋅ December 21, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Someone around here, probably Johnny 3 Toes (maybe me), got the bright-ass idea of covering all of the 2005 NCAA bowl games. Sounded like a swell idea when we were drinking about it, but I hadn’t taken a hard look at every bowl game in a very long time. With good reason, as it turns […]

I hate my day job: Monday Night Score

By Josh ⋅ December 20, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Green Bay 3, Baltimore 48
oddsnark game ball: Kyle Boller. 19-27, 253 yds, 3 TDs
Key his Escalade: If I beat up on old man Favre, oddJoe will grab a Kewaskum sausage and use my head for batting practice, so we’ll keep this broad. Take your pick. Green Bay offense. Green Bay defense. Green Bay coaching staff. […]

Lord I love Football: Sunday Scores, Week 15

By Josh ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Miami Dolphins 24, New York Jets 20
oddsnark game ball: Ricky Williams. 14 carries, 70 yds, 1 TD. 34’s fans outnumber Sage Rosenfel fans 2.5-to-1 at oddsnark HQ, so Wicky it is.
Key his Escalade: Pick your least favorite Jet. Hell, see how many Jets you can name.
St. Louis Rams 16, Philadelphia Eagles 17
oddsnark game ball: Brian […]

Yahweh I love Football: Saturday Scores, Week 15

By Josh ⋅ December 19, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

New England Patriots 28, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0
oddsnark game ball: Tom Brady. 20-31, 258 yds, 3 TDs
Key his Escalade: Bucs O-line. Why you wanna let Phil’s son get sacked 7 times?
New York Giants 27, Kansas City Chiefs 17
oddsnark game ball: Tiki Freakin’ Barber. 29 Rush, 220 yds, 2 TDs.
Key his Escalade: Gunther Cunningham. For looking […]

What’s Next for the Beast From the East?

By Josh ⋅ December 18, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Nicolay “The Beast From The East” Valuev managed to score a controversial majority decision over John “The Quiet Man” Ruiz on Saturday. The win gives Valuev, also known as “The Big Russian,” the WBC heavyweight championship belt.
Ruiz has already called for a rematch. Unfortunately for Ruiz, his manager is Don King, and I doubt we […]

Millen Man march

By Josh ⋅ December 14, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

It might sound like a made-up headline, but apparently Lions fans’ frustration with team president Matt Millen has culminated in a planned protest before the Bengals game this Sunday that’s been dubbed the Millen Man March.
In all fairness to Millen, the Lions sucked long before Millen got there. On the other hand, he’s taken Detroit’s […]

Valuev-Ruiz Weigh-In

By Josh ⋅ December 14, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

As reported earlier, Nicolay Valuev and John Ruiz will be fighting this weekend. The Beast From The East climbed out of his home this morning to attend the weigh-in. Then, before Nicolay hit the scales, John Ruiz climbed out of him so the two could pose for photos.

Nicolay Valuev: Just How Big Is The Beast From the East?

By Josh ⋅ December 14, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Remember the Ivan Drago character in Rocky IV? A lot bigger than that.
If you’re not into tracking meaningless fights between mediocre fighters, you might be unaware that John “The Quiet Man” Ruiz will be taking on Nicolay Valuev, aka the Beast From The East, this Saturday in Germany. As you might have guessed from the […]

Snoop Dogg on Monday Night Football? That’ll piss off the religious rizzle, fo’ shizzle

By Josh ⋅ December 13, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

I don’t get it, ABC. Just when I think I have you figured out, you throw a curve ball. I figured the godawful Tim McGraw spots and the obsession with all things horse-related (horse trailers, horse collars, etc.) were a tip of the Stetson to all those heartland-conservative types that you alienated. You know, the […]

Lord I love Football: Sunday Scores, Week 14

By Josh ⋅ December 11, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Jacksonville Jaguars 18, Indianapolis Colts 26
oddsnark game ball: David Garrard. 26-35, 250 yds, 2 TDs. Jacksonville loves ‘em some tubby QBs.
Key his Escalade: Kyle Brady. 3 Fumbles. Looked more like Bobby Brady.
New York Jets 26, Oakland Raiders 10
oddsnark game ball: No one. There can only be losers when the Jets play the Raiders.
Key his Escalade: […]

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