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GibbyZee has written 41 posts for oddsnark

Monday Night Football: You Suck!

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Unacceptable, unbearable, and unwatchable are three of the words that come to mind when I see a game on Monday Night Football. Seriously, I never thought ESPN’s flagship football game could get worse than the Sunday night broadcasts with Theismann, McGuire, and Patrick, but the Worldwide Leader has somehow managed the impossible and created a […]

I’m rich, bitch!

By GibbyZee ⋅ August 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Matt Murphy is a very lucky young man. The New York Mets fan who just happened to be at AT&T Park the other night managed to emerge from under the scrum in the stands with Barry Bonds’ no. 756 in his hands. Now most people would immediately think about selling the historic ball or maybe […]

Rate The Mate: Baron Davis and Terri Hatcher

By GibbyZee ⋅ August 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Are Baron Davis and Terri Hatcher really dating? Who the hell knows what’s true out in Hollyweird, but the kids at AOL Fanhouse posted on it so damnit so can we.
Now I know you’re probably thinking that Baron could probably do better out there on the Left Coast, especially after his performance in the […]

Top 10 things Calvin Johnson will not like about Detroit

By GibbyZee ⋅ April 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

It’s Detroit
Matt Millen
Did we mention it’s Detroit
William Clay Ford is crazier and more senile than Al Davis
Matt M-M-M-Millen
Johnson was in high school he last time the Lions had a winning season
Matty Matt Matt Millen
He’ll be playing in Detroit
My quarterback is who?
We can’t say it enough: Matt Millen

John Madden Hates Vince Young

By GibbyZee ⋅ April 19, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

At first glance I thought it kind of strange that Vince Young was chosen to be on the cover of Madden NFL 2008. Normally the marketing gurus at EA Sports pick some established veteran with a proven track record to represent their flagship game, not a second-year player who is still developing. But then the […]

Flames…Off

By GibbyZee ⋅ April 16, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The Stanley Cup playoffs, the toughest championship in the world of sports. Only the best of the best earn the right to compete and to win you have to endure a grueling two-month tournament. Normally this is the highpoint of the hockey season. Except this year someone is stinking up the joint.
That’s right Calgary, I’m […]

You ain’t got Drew Bledsoe to kick around anymore

By GibbyZee ⋅ April 12, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

That’s right haters, I am so out of this joint. I don’t need this shit anymore, so you can all just slag off and die for all I care. Jerry Jones wants to go it with Mr. Fumbley McFumble Fingers, that’s just a-okay with me, cause I’m Drew freakin’ Bledsoe. I’ve quit better jobs than […]

NBC doing a fine job ignoring hockey

By GibbyZee ⋅ April 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The final weekend of the NHL regular season is upon us, and what a doozie it will be. There are a couple division races still to be decided and two playoff spots are up for grabs.
Montreal and Toronto battle it out tonight for the eighth seed in the East with a one-point margin separating the […]

China Bowl Cancelled; Communism Safe For Two Years

By GibbyZee ⋅ April 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The Communist Chinese will probably be sleeping a little easier tonight knowing their country and way of life are both safe for a little while longer. China averted disaster when the NFL decided to call off its planned invasion of the country.
Town Tattler and noted coffee addict and Starbucks shill Peter King is reporting today […]

They know how celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Michgan

By GibbyZee ⋅ March 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

St. Patrick’s Day is maybe the best holiday after Christmas, New Year’s and Thanksgiving. It’s all about being Irish and celebrating everything Irish: Irish history, Irish music, Irish drink, and even the Irish compunction to fight one another. So did Michigan football players Carson Butler and Christian Richards III really do anything bad this year?
Okay, […]

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