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Lord I Love Football, Except When It’s On The NFL Network

By GibbyZee ⋅ December 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

I suppose this is where I would try and recap last night’s football contest between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the St. Louis Rams, and maybe I’d try to make it entertaining with some funny wordplay or really bad jokes made at the expense of either players or coaches. The only problem is I don’t get […]

One Bowl Down, A Whole Bunch More To Go

By GibbyZee ⋅ December 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Ah, the pageantry and traditions that go along with the Poinsettia Bowl, er sorry, the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Yes, the great grand-nephew of all the college bowls, the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl dates all the way back to 2005 when the very first bowl of poinsettias was handed […]

Someone Other Than Kornheiser Stinks On Monday Night Football

By GibbyZee ⋅ December 18, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Hoo boy, I love it when ESPN’s Monday Night Football crew gets stuck with a real stinker of a game. And the contest between the Bears and Vikings last night night smelled about as good as week-old headcheese left out in the sun.
The main aromatic offender last night was Chicago quarterback Kyle Orton, aka The […]

To Summarize: Ron Jaworski Sucks

By GibbyZee ⋅ December 4, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

STANDING IN THE POCKET AND THROWING THE FOOTBALL, THAT’S HOW YOU PLAY QUARTERBACK IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
A TWO HANDED CATCH, SECURING THE FOOTBALL, NOW WE’RE PLAYING SOME NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE FOOTBALL!
THE OPEN-FIELD TACKLE, GETTING AFTER THE FOOTBALL, THAT’S HOW FOOTBALL IS PLAYED IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL LEAGUE PLAYING FOOTBALL, NATIONAL […]

Eight Straight Wins For Ottawa

By GibbyZee ⋅ November 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The Senators gave the Maple Leafs a sever thrashing about the head and shoulders last night, defeating Toronto 5-1 to get their eighth straight win. Ottawa has bested an NHL record for best start through 14 games with a 13-1-0 mark.

The NBA Season Tips Off Tonight

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

For reals? The baseball season started two years ago and just ended. The hockey season started six months ago will finish in 2009. Now the basketball season starts and will conclude sometime in the next decade. Meanwhile the NFL season is already half over.
Where’s the justice in all that?

Why Oh Why Monday Night Football?

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Why is Ben Stiller such a TV whore? Why is Steve Carell so funny? Why, I think we’ve just plugged a couple movies without even knowing it.
Why isn’t the commissioner of the More Taste League some smokin’ hot chick instead of that guy from Scrubs?
Why is Tony Kornheiser trying to convince me that Peyton Manning […]

J. D. Drew’s Five RBIs Lifts BoSox Over The Indians

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 21, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Baby Killers At Time Warner Find An Apologist

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 18, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The frigtards at Time Warner Cable must be creaming their pants today because someone out there has taken their side in the ongoing battle between the #2 cable operator and the big bad NFL. I bet David Hendricks of the San Antonio Express-News will be getting free basic service for the next year after performing […]

Monday Night Football: The Legal Issues Are Complex

By GibbyZee ⋅ October 16, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

It is true, the legal issues surrounding Mike Vick, the pending federal charges against him for dog fighting, and the Atlanta Falcons’ attempt to recoup about $20 million in bonuses paid to their former star quarterback are all very complex. So much so, that a 24-hour TV sports channel could probably devote an entire one […]