Wanna Buy Manny Ramirez’ AMAZING Grill?

You could be the proud owner of a lightly used JENN-AIR grill owned by none other than Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez, who is auctioning it off on eBay. At lasy check the grill was fetching bids of over $20,000, which is pretty steep for a $4,000 grill at retail.
“Hi, I’m Manny Ramirez,” the listing […]

Psst, Jerramy Stevens, If You Want to Avoid a DUI, Don’t Do What You Did

Seattle Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens was accused of driving under the influence and possession of marijuana after police stopped his car in downtown Scottsdale early Tuesday.A Scottsdale patrol officer noticed the car traveling erratically and made the stop about 2:15 a.m. Upon questioning, Stevens admitted that he’d had “four of five margaritas” at Salty […]

The Dallas Mavericks Do Not Win

The Golden State Warriors managed to finally cause the Mavs to not win, snapping their 17 game winning streak on Monday night when they thumped them 117-100.
While the streak ended with a thud of a stinker performance put in by Dallas, it’s only their third loss in three months, and their first loss since the […]

Dallas Mavericks Decide To Not Ever Lose Another Game

So Dallas is on a little bit of a roll, winning their last 15 consecutive games and 50 of their first 55 games, after starting the season 0-4. And I’d normally say they had their heads on straight (and properly deflated) about it, too, but this quote is a little odd:
“Having a record is always […]

Scottie Pippen and Phil Jackson to Reunite?

Assorted rumors have been circulating that Phil Jackson is looking to possibly get in touch with Scottie Pippen about possibly joining the Lakers for the remainder of the season.
No word yet on whether or not the Zen Master is serious about this or ir it’s just part of his secret plot to use Scottie to […]

Shaun Livingston Wrecks His Knee

If you’re the least bit squeamish about seeing joints bend the wrong way, umm, pretend you never saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pk7_-FIlTw

The injury turned out to be just about as bad as it looked, with Linvingston out for 8-12 months after tearing his anterior cruciate ligament, posterior cruciate ligament, medial collateral ligament and lateral meniscus.

Austin Toros Coach and Former Celtic Star Dennis Johnson Dies

‘Tis particular sad when it happens in your hometown, as Dennis Johnson died Thursday, collapsing after his developmental team’s practice.
Toros spokeswoman Perri Travillion said she was talking with Johnson on the sidewalk outside the building when he collapsed. Johnson was joking about getting a parking ticket.
“We were laughing,” she said. “He just collapsed.”
Travillion said she […]

I Think Someone Won the Super Bowl Last Night

I actually dozed off midway through the third quarter, so hang on, lemme see what happened…
Ah, congratulations to the Baby Horses, for prevailing over a team with the equivalent of a high-school junior varsity starting quarterback. Not the most awesomest display of prowess, from either team, on either side of the ball, but at least […]

What the Hell Happened to Iona?

In one of those stories that has little logical explanation, the Iona Gaels are 0-22. For the mathematically challenged, that means they haven’t won a single damn game. All year. And they’re not exactly playing top shelf teams, either, as all sorts of teams have been hanging losses on them this year.
The truly bizarre thing […]

The Boston Celtics Are Really, Really Bad

Just when you think that things can’t get worse, hey, they do, with the Celtics dropping a franchise record 14 straight games:
For most of the NBA’s 60 years, Celtic pride has been about winning: 16 championships and three other appearances in the finals, forming a tradition of success that was the hallmark of the league.
Now, […]