OMG He’s Posting About Indoor Soccer

That’s right, indoor freaking soccer. But as much as it pains our North American, football-lovin’ (the real football) souls, this is a pretty awesome goal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNj6VFaLCd0

I especially like that the keeper just stands there watching, body language fairly screaming “WTF!”

Secret Photos of Isiah Thomas Having Sex With Goats? Sex with Satanic Goats? Sex with Gay Satanic Goats?

You think you’re pretty much immune to anything related to incompetence shocking you when it comes to the New York Knicks these days, but then stories like this really make you scratch your head:
“When Isiah Thomas dispatched Jamal Crawford to find out how the players would react if and when Marbury rejoined the team, all […]

Barry Bonds Indicted on Perjury and Obstruction Charges

“Honestly, We Just Sort of Make This Shit Up as We Go… I Mean, Who Cares, it’s Track and Field, for God’s Sakes’

Marion Jones’ recent admission to loving the ‘roids and other performance enhancing drugs has put the IOC in quite the bind as far as what to do with official results for past events she medaled in.
“IOC officials said Thursday they are considering the unprecedented step of leaving the gold-medal spot vacant following Marion Jones’ confession […]

Kevin Youkilis Shaves it Off

Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis has bid adieu to the bristling goatee that threatened to ensnare the entire Colorado Rockies team in its gnarly clutches during the World Series.
“Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis shaved off his famed goatee at the Cask ‘n Flagon yesterday, collecting $5,000 from Gillette for his Hits for Kids […]

Pittsburgh Pirates Hire Some Dude as Manager

The Pittsburgh Pirates have hired (insert name of some poor sap) as manager, hoping to turn around the dismal train wreck that is their baseball team, which hasn’t posted a winning record since 1992.
Random Guy Doomed to Failure had this to say about his new position and outlook for the team: “The club has changed […]

Major Leage Baseball to Adopt Instant Replay

MLB is grudgingly entering the 21st century to at least some tiny extent, with owners voting 25-5 to implement limited instant replay for the first time.
Umps will now be able to consult the magic cameras and wonderous talking television monitors for boundary calls — whether potential home runs are fair or foul, whether balls go […]

Favre Breaks Interception Mark with 278 (and Counting)

Just a week after Good Brett set the all-time NFL TD pass record with #421, Bad Brett had to get in on the action, moving past George Blanda for most interceptions thrown.

Rep. Bennie Thompson Loves Him Some NASCAR

Mississippi congressman Bennie Thompson (also the Chairman of the House Committee on Homeland Security) recently learned that some of his congressional aides who like watching cars go fast had been at the NASCAR race at Talladega Speedway, and planned to also attend this week’s race at Lowe’s Motor Speedway. What was ol’ Bennie’s reaction to […]

Introducing Our New Favorite Female Tennis Player: Bethanie Mattek

(Insert gratuitous verbiage here, to justify inclusion of below photos.)